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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: In the chatroom. Sometimes.
Posts: 13,194
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That sounds so wrong.
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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Tigress Tyrant
Horror Hounds Dominatrix
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
Posts: 8,762
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
AW Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: In the chatroom. Sometimes.
Posts: 13,194
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Ah, using the invisibility cloak again, I take it?
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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Speling & grammer murderer, Sorrie!
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Philadelphia PA
Posts: 10,271
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Please not the imaginary chair again!!!!
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Legend of the Freaks
YA Horror/Thriller Series 8 of 12 books complete WiP Re-write of first book FREAKs Unsung Zeros Psychological Thriller Rewrite -1/2 done On Hold The Amnesia Journey YA Fantasy RBSL Contemp/romantic comedy Legend of a Freak (Blog!) |
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fargo, ND
Posts: 6,247
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Hey guys, anyone have a spare machete?
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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It was coffee, this morning. And then I pulled my Gollum routine, which led to Soapy's fleeing. tricksy Hobbitses...
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
AW Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: In the chatroom. Sometimes.
Posts: 13,194
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Why do you need it?
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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It's the sheep chair again, yes.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 31,590
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Well, that explains it and so much better than what I thought your precious might be that sent her away screaming.
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fargo, ND
Posts: 6,247
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To be evil 'n' stuff... Wanna have some naughty time with me? |
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 31,590
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Um...no. You two will not be having naughty time while on my back. wth is wrong with you?
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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At all.
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
AW Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: In the chatroom. Sometimes.
Posts: 13,194
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Naughty!!!!!!!!
*gets Super glue and extra-shine sparkles* So - where we going?
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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aka Skwirrel
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Roughly 900 miles SW of Hell
Posts: 7,646
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*hides from sparkling effect. Seconds the Dragon*
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Speling & grammer murderer, Sorrie!
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Philadelphia PA
Posts: 10,271
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Oh... This conversation got really really... uh weird. What's happening on who's back and why are people watching with popcorn??? And i dont even want to know whats happening with the super glue and sparkles.... I'm just going to...
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Legend of the Freaks
YA Horror/Thriller Series 8 of 12 books complete WiP Re-write of first book FREAKs Unsung Zeros Psychological Thriller Rewrite -1/2 done On Hold The Amnesia Journey YA Fantasy RBSL Contemp/romantic comedy Legend of a Freak (Blog!) |
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
AW Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: In the chatroom. Sometimes.
Posts: 13,194
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You people have an irrational fear of sparkles.
Except Ted.
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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I have no fear of sparkles.
I have an 8 year old girl. Sparkles come with the territory. Last time she had the nail polish out she wanted to do my toes. I said yes. ![]() She wasn't satisfied with just one color, though. By the time it was done, my opinion was that it looked like a fairy had puked on my toes. She found that hilarious, and wants to know when she can do it again.
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
AW Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: In the chatroom. Sometimes.
Posts: 13,194
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See, NF? That's Bos' precious.
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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