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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Fark!!! After that, not even a root canal could be so bad.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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I had an ingrown toenail once ...
it was fine after the amputation.
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Geekzilla
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If I had an ingrown toenail, i wouldn't let doctors cut that off...
Seems rather pointless and cruel on the doctor's part. ![]() At least you don't have to worry about child support.
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
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![]() I was going to ask Porter which amputation he was referring to.
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
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this is inappropriate touching.... at least for you sickos in here...
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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
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What Genre is my writing? Literary & Misfit Writers Group Kelly's Soft Asylum* *social fun thread - title suspect to change Tears are peanut & helplessness. |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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.. and the 'voices'
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GOOOD MORNIN !!! I feel ... Slimey
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Hope all will be well for your friend, Cass and hope you're ok too.
Look forward again to when you and Angie act up. You know I still blame you both!
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Do you know how long I've been waiting for the right moment to post that?
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Riff-Raff
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My purpose in here is to bring you joy, reg.
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The Anti-Magdalene
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Am I right?
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.. and the 'voices'
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I'm still waiting to be slapped by a smoked fish though ....
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Starscream
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.. and the 'voices'
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I feel .. salty
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The Anti-Magdalene
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What Genre is my writing? Literary & Misfit Writers Group Kelly's Soft Asylum* *social fun thread - title suspect to change Tears are peanut & helplessness. |
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.. and the 'voices'
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Aye Lass ...
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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![]() Most appropriate smiley evah!!! --> ![]() ETA. Reg, have you got one with a battery being hit by a fish?
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Fish shouldn't smoke.
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Riff-Raff
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Or go to the tanning salon.
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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so, what's the solution then...
spray on tan? |
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Riff-Raff
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Holidays in Greece!
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
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Lavraki!
Stavros, is that you? |
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.. and the 'voices'
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Butter, not greece
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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
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But didn't the whole problem start with too many people in Greece on Holiday??
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