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Old 01-13-2012, 09:21 PM   #1501
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cray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
whoa.
what are you, nina, like a scientist or something?
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Why, I just said this to my son this morning!

What are the chances!?
You mean the odds you told your son that cray is a freakin' chav? I'd say they were pretty high.
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careful haggis, i'll blow....
you're secret will be all over the forums if you aren't nice to me.
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I'll deny it. People will believe me, not you.

Because you're a freakin' chav.
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Jay, I'm just trying to work out whether this is treasonous. I'll get back to you.
I'll have you know that it is not only treasonous, but it is the spot on reason that Haggis, myself and others of our ilk were banished volunteered for the frontier assignment to run this joint. And we brought our yaks.

And then you put in the Union Pacific to London. (Well, maybe you didn't but someone with a vaguely similar double helix genetic remnant did. Close enough.)

So, sirrah, whom is the treasoner now!
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And then you put in the Union Pacific to London.
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:09 PM   #1508
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:20 PM   #1509
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careful haggis, i'll blow your secret...
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:25 PM   #1510
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And here I thought I'd killed the thread!


Hi ToT!!!
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*checks reps*




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Old 01-14-2012, 12:47 AM   #1514
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check them again.
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Hey, Tater.
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And here I thought I'd killed the thread!


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happy friday.
I don't know what a swirlie is, but if it's like a slushie, I'm too cold to drink it right now.

Happy cold and snowy, Friday.

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Hey Haggis -
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Parump. How's it goin'?
Fine. No rejection from the agent yet - so it's a good day.
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Fine. No rejection from the agent yet - so it's a good day.
That's good. But remember, a rejection is one step closer to an acceptance.
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Har har har... I have 170 rejection letters.

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What are the odds of that?

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Score! I didn't know ToT did dating advice?!
Of course, my dear. Ask me anything, and I got the answer.
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Freakin' chav.
I've just been corrected. The proper term is "Bloody chav."

That is all.

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