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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
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With all this food talk my stomach is growling...
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thread stalker
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bowling pins don't have stomachs.
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Self-Banned
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I actually think PD is more of a drumstick and less of a bowling pin.
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how was my math? a little fuzzy?
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*giggle*
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
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As if! I use malt vinegar or cocktail sauce.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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SRSLY. Do this. I've
But not deep fried. And no cocktail sauce. And no tartar sauce. You want deep fried, getcha some clams. Unless you have them on the half shell, which is even And maybe lobstah. Probably lobstah. Lobstah for
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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I thought Cray retired...
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i think that may is actually the beginning of the best lobstah eatin'.
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that's not how I read that.
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that's because you are unpure.
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No, you are!
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well, no shit.
that's why i wrote that filthy post to begin with. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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And cheers ...have some beer and lunch and beer at cheers
Then go see the prehistorical revelutionary history trails that all seem to start in the common And the go to cheers for some beer and scrod and beer And don't get the same taxi driver I had who couldn't find Paul Revere's house And then have some beer and a snack and beer at cheers And if you like thrill rides drive around Boston a little in your car (current title holder city for the nation's most discourteous drivers) And then go have beer ANYWHERE
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Goonsquad
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And whatever you do, don't try to drive around the city yourself. You can't get there from here. Trust me on this. Plus the Bostononianers will sense an out-of-towner on their roads and they'll all move in for the kill.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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The conversation went like this ...
Can you take us to Paul Revere's House? Sure. ** family get in cab** **driver cuts off another car as he takes off, using one of my nine lives** Ok .. what the address? What do you mean? This guy's house I'm taking you to .. I don't know .. It's Paul Revere's house .. it's a famous tourist site. What's his address? How long have you been driving a cab in Boston? Don't ask questions. I have license. But you can't find Paul Revere's house? I take you to my cousin's house. I don't want to go to your cousin's house. His address I know. I don't know the house you want to go. err... Can you find the Boston Common. Yes. Take us there ** knows it walking distance on the freedom trail from there** **cab arrives at common by circuitous route ... I know" How much? 18.55 OK Why you counting out pennies? I've got to pay you. OK ** family gets out to begin walking to Paul Reveres house, following signs** Where ees my tip? **door closes**
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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I drove in Boston ... It's not that bad
My younger daughter passed a note to her older sister "Why is Daddy swearing so much?"
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Goonsquad
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Exactly.
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
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Well, Himself slept much later than he intended. Do we go to Boston just in time for it to be dark outside, or do we just go catch a movie here? He had to go to the shop for about an hour before we can do anything at all. We won't be driving. We'll take the train. It's about 30-ish miles from here.
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Contrary to popular belief, I think the line between being direct and being rude is not thin, and most people are fully aware of when they have crossed it. ________________________________ Come see some familiar faces at: ![]() Bloggity Bloggity Blog Blog, Part II |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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You should go to Salem. It's all witchy and shit.
And it has a Wendy's. |
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
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LOL! Wendy's. There one o' those right up the street.
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Contrary to popular belief, I think the line between being direct and being rude is not thin, and most people are fully aware of when they have crossed it. ________________________________ Come see some familiar faces at: ![]() Bloggity Bloggity Blog Blog, Part II |
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