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Old 01-13-2012, 04:46 PM   #1451
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Tierra del Fuego.
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:46 PM   #1452
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cray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentscray is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
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There are mimosas in the gutter now?

*strips off*

*dives into the gutter*

*swims laps*
don't mind her, gov, she's all 6's and 7's.






fancy a spot tea?
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sheesh.
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:05 PM   #1454
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don't mind her, gov, she's all 6's and 7's.






fancy a spot tea?
Alright, mate.

How about a biscuit to go with that?
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:08 PM   #1455
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fish and chips? It's gotta be afternoon there by now.
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:09 PM   #1456
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Fish and chips with tea.

Wth is wrong with you, pd?

Are you scottish?
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:10 PM   #1457
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:15 PM   #1458
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parumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsparumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsparumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsparumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsparumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsparumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsparumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsparumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsparumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsparumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsparumpdragon is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
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Fish and chips with tea.

Wth is wrong with you, pd?

Are you scottish?
Nope. I'm heinz57 - like ketchup.
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:28 PM   #1459
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Saucy?
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:34 PM   #1460
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Haggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Speaking of saucy, will someone please pass the clotted cream?
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:44 PM   #1461
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*passes cream


**grabs whippedcream for self.
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:45 PM   #1462
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give us a bell when you all are done with your fancy britishese, mmmk?
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Knock me up in another half hour sweet.

There you go.
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:48 PM   #1464
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It's just like being back in good old blighty!
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:49 PM   #1465
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I agree with Cray - I iz a feared. :/
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Innit?
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It's just like being back in good old blighty!
and everything is just tickety-boo.


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not it!
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Aw - Cray volunteered there. Did ya see that? How sweet Cray
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bs. i already called 'not it.'

if i were you i'd do the same.
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I think I'm going to knight you all.
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