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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Ahem. Haggis and I have been busy
ETA: KLM is only two posts away from 14,000!
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Angie's not the only one. *coughklmcough*
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Yeah, but they're only 1 1/4" tall. . . . .
How scary is that?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,650
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And by the way, I have no idea why Angie thinks I have to wait until the numbers turn.
*enters non-existent mod room...fiddles with dials...* *then notices once again the cw tribute and decides to wait*
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
Posts: 6,479
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Has anyone seen a stray Chihuahua cavorting with a Zebra around here?
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Contrary to popular belief, I think the line between being direct and being rude is not thin, and most people are fully aware of when they have crossed it. ________________________________ Come see some familiar faces at: ![]() Bloggity Bloggity Blog Blog, Part II |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Da Zeeba 'n da chihuiymonkey, is owt cavortin' in da coal fielts.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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It's never too late for the Newbie Chair.
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That's why I lurves ya, pup. You get me ![]() (Give it until tomorrow, then schmoo away. Sharesies! |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
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Hah! Then you have some photographic 'splainin to do, missy!
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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She was cavortin' fer sher! She wuz wite all ohver whin she leff. Naow she gots cole dus alllllllll over(I tink she ben standin owside da fence, doe.)
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
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Coal dust, eh? What the heck have you been up to, zeeba?
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Contrary to popular belief, I think the line between being direct and being rude is not thin, and most people are fully aware of when they have crossed it. ________________________________ Come see some familiar faces at: ![]() Bloggity Bloggity Blog Blog, Part II |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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It wasn't me! It was the one-armed...
Oh, hell. It was me. ![]() Quote:
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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So. Since we're being nice here in the Cabbie (well, nice for us), I'm too brain-dead to do anything productive, and there ain't nothing good on TV, I've been taking a spin through some old locked AW flame wars that resulted in someone getting banned.
My thoughts: (1) Where do we find these azzhats? (2) Thank you, Mods. I don't think I fully realized until now what a thankless job you have. << An actual sincere statement. Get it while it's hot. (3) I've started mentally nominating some of these people/threads/posts for awards. I haven't even scratched the surface of the TIO forum yet, so I'm in no position to nominate posts in multiple categories yet. However, I do have a nominee for "Person Demonstrating Greatest Likelihood in her Welcome Thread of Eventually Being Banned." Although she was banned a while ago, I'll leave out her name. But her post is too awesome not to share. With apologies to our own dear Reg, here it is: Quote:
*wipes away tears of mirth* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear. Oh deary dear dear dear. Reg, I hope you laughed as much as I did when you first saw that post. It's far too easy to waste time on AW. (Although weirdly enough, I actually did get a lot done today.) |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
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Also, it's always the pup's fault.
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Contrary to popular belief, I think the line between being direct and being rude is not thin, and most people are fully aware of when they have crossed it. ________________________________ Come see some familiar faces at: ![]() Bloggity Bloggity Blog Blog, Part II |
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Cartoon'd.
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
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TIO. *shudders*
Oh, hey. Lookit the time. I have an Ermas to finish! eep! *waves* (And
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Contrary to popular belief, I think the line between being direct and being rude is not thin, and most people are fully aware of when they have crossed it. ________________________________ Come see some familiar faces at: ![]() Bloggity Bloggity Blog Blog, Part II |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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I fownna masinn djor undir da sete iniz 62chivvvi pikop, jes tryda gitta spotzoffadabumpr enni spiltit. I jes woakup a minitt uhgo.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
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For all the world, that says you found a mason jar under the seat of a 62 Chevy pickup, you tried to get a spot off the bumper and you spilt it. If I am right, just shove me out the door. LOL!
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Contrary to popular belief, I think the line between being direct and being rude is not thin, and most people are fully aware of when they have crossed it. ________________________________ Come see some familiar faces at: ![]() Bloggity Bloggity Blog Blog, Part II |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
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brb. Igo gitta shevel.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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How 'bout some ether?
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Completely sideways, man
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SHOVE! SHOVE! Not shovel!
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Contrary to popular belief, I think the line between being direct and being rude is not thin, and most people are fully aware of when they have crossed it. ________________________________ Come see some familiar faces at: ![]() Bloggity Bloggity Blog Blog, Part II |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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*cracks editor whip*
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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I godda tiyme. I godda tiyme. LAAaaaaaaassssssssssssssssaaaaaa tiyme. wuttideye gofur?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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