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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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It ain't
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
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Sure. Like we'd believe you.
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,645
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*peaks around door*
*takes in craziness akin to mass destruction* *shakes head* I'm not drunk enough for this.
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
Posts: 3,141
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Somebody----grab her!!!
Cass---you're replacement is gettin away!! I'm sorry!! m.a.m---hey! Please come in! The others will be around to greet you shortly!! Can I get you somethin from the bar? *grabs walkie-talkie* *we got us a noob* *need back-up*
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Looks like I got the New Girl Blog up just in time to avoid confusion, at least as to who the new girls is.
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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It's amazing what hides or lurks in heads around here ...
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
Posts: 3,426
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*Pulls magic net gun out of thigh holster. Fires at me-a-monsteR* Damn! Missed her! Come back, me-a-monsteR! We're lovely people here! Really! *gets out duct tape and roofies, just in case* |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,645
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*lifts brow at strange boat guy*
*mutters to HB* Make it strong and double... other than that, surprise me
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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New new girl ...
Time to quite hiding my glory behind flowers eh?
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
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Calm down, trigger-happy. I'm staying for one drink.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Welcome! We have a large single malt selection, if you fancy that. But really, we have just about everything. |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Pssst... HB... wasn't it three posts she had to make? Am I remembering that correctly? One drink should do it, right?
ETA: ANGIE! CRAY! NINA! SOMEONE! QUICK -- GET THE CHAIR! |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
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Oh God. Please don't. *eyes on HB* Alcohol soon:-P
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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looks like 'sandra's prayers have been answered
Pour up a 2X4 for the new girl
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Why do I ALWAYS get that reaction ?
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
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:-/ The horror! Cuffed to a stool while faced with... *checks out Porter's avi*
*shudders in disgust?*
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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OK ... I can do better
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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Let me help you up m-a-m! All three feet of ya!
*fills up glass for m-a-m* *slips happy pill in glass* These people are soooo silly. Pay them no attention. cray---Haggis -- THE CHAIR!! You still got 10!!!
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Working my way up!
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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Ugggghhh---Porter, the objective is to welcome m-a-m... not scare her away!!!
If she leaves, Cass has only you to blame!! You'll have to deal with her wrath, and whining, and complaining, and bitching. Shit, nevermind, you've seen her in her heels and nothin more. Guess you can handle it. *covers m-a-m's eyes* *covers my eyes*
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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8 posts and a drink! And she's seen Porter nude. People, we have a new New Girl.
*slaps Honeybug* Porter has never seen me in heels and nothing else. Unfortunately, I've seen him. Took a whole bottle of brain bleach to get that image out of my head. Angie, where'd we put the chair? |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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I dunno. Cray keeps it hidden. The db.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Crap. Well, I have a couple tasers.
*hands taser to Angie* *presses other taser to m-a-m's shoulder* |
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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I do stand corrected---it was the cheerleading outfit and the fuck-me pumps! Ma' bad!
*high fives Cass* I don't think it's official until the Keeper of the Chair has officially officialized the frying of the new girl. Officially! Not too worry, the happy pill may keep her preoccupied for up to 12 hours. Times a tickin though---hopefully the frying will commence before midnight!
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