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Old 05-01-2012, 02:01 AM   #14526
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PorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
It ain't
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Old 05-01-2012, 02:12 AM   #14527
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Angie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Sure. Like we'd believe you.
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Old 05-01-2012, 02:38 AM   #14528
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*peaks around door*
*takes in craziness akin to mass destruction*
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I'm not drunk enough for this.
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Old 05-01-2012, 02:42 AM   #14529
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Somebody----grab her!!!

Cass---you're replacement is gettin away!!

I'm sorry!! m.a.m---hey! Please come in! The others will be around to greet you shortly!! Can I get you somethin from the bar?

*grabs walkie-talkie*

*we got us a noob*

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Old 05-01-2012, 02:45 AM   #14530
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PorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Looks like I got the New Girl Blog up just in time to avoid confusion, at least as to who the new girls is.
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PorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
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*peaks around door*
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I'm not drunk enough for this.

It's amazing what hides or lurks in heads around here ...
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Old 05-01-2012, 02:57 AM   #14532
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*peaks around door*
*takes in craziness akin to mass destruction*
*shakes head*
I'm not drunk enough for this.
Oh, no. You're not getting away that easily.

*Pulls magic net gun out of thigh holster. Fires at me-a-monsteR*

Damn! Missed her!

Come back, me-a-monsteR! We're lovely people here! Really!

*gets out duct tape and roofies, just in case*
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:00 AM   #14533
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*lifts brow at strange boat guy*
*mutters to HB*
Make it strong and double... other than that, surprise me
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:03 AM   #14534
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New new girl ...

Time to quite hiding my glory behind flowers eh?
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Oh, no. You're not getting away that easily.

*Pulls magic net gun out of thigh holster. Fires at me-a-monsteR*

Damn! Missed her!

Come back, me-a-monsteR! We're lovely people here! Really!

*gets out duct tape and roofies, just in case*
Calm down, trigger-happy. I'm staying for one drink.
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*lifts brow at strange boat guy*
*mutters to HB*
Make it strong and double... other than that, surprise me
*stealthily cuff's m-a-m's ankle to the bar stool*

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Pssst... HB... wasn't it three posts she had to make? Am I remembering that correctly? One drink should do it, right?


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New new girl ...

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Oh God. Please don't. *eyes on HB* Alcohol soon:-P
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:09 AM   #14539
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PorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
looks like 'sandra's prayers have been answered


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PorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
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Oh God. Please don't. *eyes on HB* Alcohol soon:-P

Why do I ALWAYS get that reaction ?
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:-/ The horror! Cuffed to a stool while faced with... *checks out Porter's avi*
*shudders in disgust?*
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PorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
OK ... I can do better
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Let me help you up m-a-m! All three feet of ya!

*fills up glass for m-a-m*

*slips happy pill in glass*

These people are soooo silly. Pay them no attention.

cray---Haggis -- THE CHAIR!!

You still got 10!!!

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Angie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsAngie is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
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looks like 'sandra's prayers have been answered


Pour up a 2X4 for the new girl
We'll have to give them special names so we can tell them apart. I know! New Girl 1 will be Cass, and New Girl 2 will be m-a-m.
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Ugggghhh---Porter, the objective is to welcome m-a-m... not scare her away!!!

If she leaves, Cass has only you to blame!! You'll have to deal with her wrath, and whining, and complaining, and bitching. Shit, nevermind, you've seen her in her heels and nothin more. Guess you can handle it.

*covers m-a-m's eyes*

*covers my eyes*
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8 posts and a drink! And she's seen Porter nude. People, we have a new New Girl.

*slaps Honeybug*

Porter has never seen me in heels and nothing else. Unfortunately, I've seen him. Took a whole bottle of brain bleach to get that image out of my head.

Angie, where'd we put the chair?
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I dunno. Cray keeps it hidden. The db.
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CassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCassandraW is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Crap. Well, I have a couple tasers.

*hands taser to Angie*

*presses other taser to m-a-m's shoulder*
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:01 AM   #14550
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Honeybug is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHoneybug is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHoneybug is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHoneybug is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHoneybug is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHoneybug is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHoneybug is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHoneybug is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHoneybug is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
I do stand corrected---it was the cheerleading outfit and the fuck-me pumps! Ma' bad!

*high fives Cass*

I don't think it's official until the Keeper of the Chair has officially officialized the frying of the new girl. Officially!

Not too worry, the happy pill may keep her preoccupied for up to 12 hours. Times a tickin though---hopefully the frying will commence before midnight!

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