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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Even though she seems to be a slow learner I think the new girl has her heart is the right, just a little to the left of center behind the ribs.
Cell, on the other hand ... may have two or three stolen ones and Nina and Lady Jay ... They keep theirs in the freezer, don't they? Mine of course is so big it takes up a whole chest. It's an overpriced optional mod for Chihuahuas.
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
Posts: 6,068
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How does a man show he's planning for the future?
You still want to know? Still want to know? Still curious? Still want to know? Okay, I'll tell you... Look in your reps. |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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my reps say: LOL Dork
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Okay. We can call them "brains" if you'd like.
![]() You know, I didn't manage to live long enough to be undead by buying into that old pickup line.
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
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Cella, Cassandra and Kay walk into a bar. Cassandra tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast: "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.
Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up" and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks. The bartender says: "I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?" Cella explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had '2-4 years' written on the box but we finished it in only 51 days!" ETA: Reclines back with a Mojito in hand. |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Haggis - I love your sweats!
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Quote:
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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You mean the ones he's getting from that picture?
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Haggis loves me for my superior brains. See? |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Both of them.
Hi, PD.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
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Is that what they're called nowadays?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Is it even possible to see brains in a frontal view?
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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Ahhh, Haggis! I see you've taken my advice to workout!
Although I don't think you'll need the sweats while you're in the corner. Gotta say---lookin buff!!
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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.. in a miniature sense.
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thread stalker
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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"thread crash" sounds so...ineffective...
Now, you could prolly do some damage with yarn.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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*crashes into thread*
So I noticed none of you fair weather friends defended me earlier when that meanie Haskins guy came into the Cabaret and started yelling at me. There I was, crying and cowering under his sarcasm and his cuss words, and not one of you lifted so much as a finger to help. Whatever happened to Cabbie loyalty? Whatever happened to all for one and one for all? Whatever happened to sticking up for the small and helpless New Girl? Well? Do you have anything to say for yourselves? Huh? Do ya? |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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you're drunk.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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*hiccups*
am NOT. *hiccups* I luuuuuurves you guys. No, seriously, you're like the bestest friends a girl could have. |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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You showed 'em Cass, you really did. Now go lay down on the couch next to that bucket.
Wait... are you embracing your New Girl status all of a sudden?? *flags post #14618 for future use...*
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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I did show him, dint I. He wont *hic* wont coming aroun here again, no sir. Cause yer the best friends *hic* the best friens a girl everrr everrrr had. I luuuuuurves you. *passes out on couch* |
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