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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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You didn't deny it.
What have you done to my avatar?
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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i deny it.
how's that? |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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inconceivable
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Goonsquad
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Exactly.
Yond cray has a lean and hungry look about him.
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Cure his waim!
ETA: I meant to encourage you to CURSE his waim, haggis. But maybe in the spirit of charity you should cure it first. |
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Goonsquad
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Riff-Raff
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Elucidation has been provided in the form of an ETA.
Please direct further questions to the Bishope of Carlise. |
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Goonsquad
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Very well, then.
*clears throat* I curse his heid and all the haris of his heid; I curse his face, his ene, his mouth, his neise, his toung, his teith, his crag, his schulderis, his breist, his hert, his stomok, his bak, his wame, his armes, his leggis, his handis, his feit, and everilk part of his body, frae the top of his heid to the soill of feit, befoir and behind, within and without.
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Riff-Raff
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crag.
Gross. |
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Goonsquad
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Oh, really?
Well, then, let me continue. I curse him gang and, and I curse him rydand, I curse him standand, and I curse him sittand; I curse him etand, I curse him drinkand, I curse him walkland, I curse him sleepand, I curse him rysand, I curse him lyand; I curse him at hame, I curse him fra hame, I curse him within the house, I curse him without the house, I curse his wiffis, his barnis, and his servandis participand with him in thair deides
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the archbishop also said, "i curse the nards of haggis."
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Them Carlise peeps don't talk proper, but they do know a good curse.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Good morning all - I feel - nervous.
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Goonsquad
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Did not.
And it was Glasgow, SR. Glasgow. Get your cursing Archbishops right, will ya?
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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I got that same feeling when I sent my full---don't worry PD!! *slips happy pill into PD's coffee* Feeling a bit nervous myself this morning--other reasons. *takes happy pill* Haggis, I must say Porter has seemed to have pulled you into his fantasy world. All ya missin is the chuey muscles!
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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I really match closely with her, but have a nagging hunch that I should be suspicious of my latest e-harmony babe.
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Working my way up!
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Porter---that's downright disgusting....
![]() because I would look better wrapped up in yellow tape but I'm not on e-harmony
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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could this be Huggis?
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Evil overlord of AW
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On the bad ship, Lollipop
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Yar! I be cuter than that, ya land-locked Canajun land-lubber!
*looks at Haggis, snickers with delight* Aye, he be precious. Ugly butt precious. |
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thread stalker
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gah!
be gone ye yellow bellied, barnacle bottomed, parrot strangling, lice infested bilge swiller. *puke* |
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Goonsquad
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Ahoy, freebotter, ye scurvy-infested swat. Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, ye landlubbing scum.
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Goonsquad
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Who
Did This? <------
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Any body want this picture from Jarmany taken last Saturday night?
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