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Join Date: Feb 2012
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*smacks Kelly*
*sighs sentimentally* Can it beeeeee that it was all so simple then, or has tiiiiiiiime rewritten every liiiiiiiiiiiine? |
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Goonsquad
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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He ain't nothin but a hound dog!!
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Goonsquad
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Location: In your worst nightmare
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Hava nagila
Hava nagila Hava nagila ve-nismeḥa
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Goonsquad
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It was just one of those things,
Just one of those crazy things. One of those bells that now and then rings. Just one of those things.
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Working my way up!
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There it is----there it is!!
Hound Dog!!
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...we'd a been aware
that this loooooooooove affaaaair was too HAWT NAWT to coooool dooooown Last edited by CassandraW; 04-19-2012 at 09:55 AM. |
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Goonsquad
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Maybe I should have saved
Those left-over dreams
Funny, but here's that rainy day. Here's that rainy day They told me about And I laughed at the thought That it might turn out that way.
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Working my way up!
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![]() Someone gettin all sentimental!
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*wipes away a tear*
Now my heart's antiseptic Since you moved out of there Last edited by CassandraW; 04-19-2012 at 08:04 AM. |
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Goonsquad
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Mairzy doats and dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
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It's quarter to three
There's no one in the place Except you and me. So, set 'em up, Joe. Got a little story You ought to know. We're drinking, my friend To the end Of a brief episode So make it one for my baby And one more for the road.
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on leave
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Oh bah bah bah nop do bo de do
bah bah bah nop do bo de do And do bo bo bah bah bah nop do bo de do *looks up; sees Haggis has switched moods on her again (why they got divorced in the first damn place)* My old heart ain't gaaaaaaiinin' nooo ground Because my angel eyes ain't here Last edited by CassandraW; 04-19-2012 at 09:56 AM. |
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Working my way up!
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Quote:
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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Are we contributing wedding reception songs?
*grabs mic* *clears throat* Oh, Senor Don Gato was a cat, On a high red roof Don Gato Sat. He was there to read a letter, Meow, meow, meow, Where the reading light was better, Meow, meow, meow T'was a love note for Don Gato *dodges tomato* "I adore you," wrote the lady cat. She was fluffy, white and nice and fat. There was not a sweeter kitty, Meow, meow, meow, In the country or the city, Meow, meow, meow, And she said she'd wed Don Gato *dodges folding chair* *catches flower vase in left hand* *catches flowers in right hand* *rearranges flowers and throws them back* Oh, Don Gato jumped so merrily, He fell offf the roof and broke his knee, Broke his ribs and all his whiskers, Meow, meow, meow And his little solar plexus, Meow, meow, meow, "Ay Carumba!" cried Don Gato. *assembles plexi-glass wall for protection* Well, the doctors all came on the run, Just to see if something could be done, And they held a consultation, Meow, meow, meow, About how to save their patient, Meow, meow, meow, How to save Senor Don Gato! *moves to Mexico* *phones in next verse* But in spite of everything they tried, Poor Senor Don Gato up and died. Oh, it wasn't very merry, Meow, meow, meow, Going to the cemetary, Meow, meow, meow, For the end of poor Don Gato. *changes name* *dyes hair* *clears throat again* As the funeral passed the market square, Such a smell of fish was in the air, Though the funeral was slated, Meow, meow, meow, He became reanimated, Meow, meow, meow He came back to life, DON GATO! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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*gives kayleamay a standing ovation*
*weeps more happy tears* What a beeeeeyoootiiful serenade! Oh, this really is the perfect honeymoon! Er...divorce. Er... Haggis, where'd we leave off? I lost track. |
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Riff-Raff
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*cowbell solo*
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Goonsquad
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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GOOOD MORNIN !!!
I feel ... eclectic
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd Last edited by PorterStarrByrd; 04-19-2012 at 04:32 PM. |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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That sounds like a shocking experience.
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Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) Last edited by Gilroy Cullen; 04-19-2012 at 04:38 PM. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Where is everybody???
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Goonsquad
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Tulsa.
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