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Goonsquad
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Why don't you go through Moose Rapids first then come across 401, over the Ambassador Bridge thence on to Ann Arbor? We'll drink up Porter's stash of maple syrup in a drunken orgy of 2 X 4s then go for a joy ride in the bass boat.
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there's nobody that looks that good where you live, artee. Last edited by cray; 04-12-2012 at 09:37 PM. Reason: toenails. MI424WR. |
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Goonsquad
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![]() Yeah. Too late with the editing, cray. |
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Goonsquad
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Nice pick up, artee.
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Goonsquad
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Quote:
We'll get Aunty regdog to watch the
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![]() *taps mic* ahem. *repeats punchline* feelings. ![]() |
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Li'l Zuul there has my green eyes, but no question Haggis Jr. is a chip off your block with those flaming red peepers. Say, you have any problems with my knocking off Cray on my way to RT's? He's getting kind of uppity and annoying. I doubt he has anything you want, but if you think of something, just say the word and it's yours. |
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Quote:
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Take your time. I'll spot the tips of your toes long before the rest of you gets here.
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You won't be laughing when you see me grip a gun with them. I have an itchy trigger toe.
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that is funny.
don't check your reps, cassandra. |
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You WOULD be familiar with that definition of trigger toe, wouldn't you? To everyone else, it's just a playful take on a standard western trope. But nooooo, not for you. You probably put that damn definition up there, didn't you? Only one thumbs up on it, I see. Yep. And only three other people have even bothered to thumb it down since 2009. How many kids do you have again?
Kill schedule restored. Cray first. *drives faster* |
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i just report the facts, m'am.
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Shet yer mouth, you ferkin' Pennsyltuky whozit. I talks reel purty-like.
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Starscream
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Fine. How do I keep getting talked into this?
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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*drops the cray kids off at reg's house.*
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*couldn't understand a word of that*
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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That's right, you've got the kiddos all to yourself.
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