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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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'Cause I can arrange some discipline. Haggis and me... and JayC... and Reg... we know nuns. With rulers. Long ones. |
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You're all gonna burn in Hell, ya know. Except for me. I just tried to post a cute ending to the story I started this morning and you all twisted it into something... vile. And perverted. And... well, typical of this joint.
*founces again* ETA: Oh, hi, OFG! You tell 'em! |
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practical experience, FTW
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*applies his special BBQSauce Lotion*
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Kinky. ![]() Aw. That's adorable. Did your story include a little bunneh pre-licking a cake and blowing out the candle? |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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What is it about this thread that gets the eyebrow-raising going on???
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Dunno, PD. would you believe it doesn't happen when you're not here?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Free.
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And yet, when it does, PD always shows up to watch.
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practical experience, FTW
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It is the spirit of Groucho, which permeates this thread.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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practical experience, FTW
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Yeah yeah, Monty too.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Is PD a goer, eh? Is she a sport? *snap snap grin grin*
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
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...eight and a half...
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What Genre is my writing? Literary & Misfit Writers Group Kelly's Soft Asylum* *social fun thread - title suspect to change Tears are peanut & helplessness. |
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practical experience, FTW
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Can't stay, I'm late for the twit's race.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Likes games, eh? Knew she would. She's been around a bit, been around? Say no more!
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practical experience, FTW
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Yes please, say no more. You done hounded thet pore innocent chile cleer outta dis thred!
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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*singing*
...bravely taking to her feet, she beat a very brave retreat... Angie! Where the heck are you?! It's Monty Python hour again! |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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She'll be back...
eta: PD, that is, but it works for Angie too.
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
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That Cass got no quit in her. . . . . . or maybe no eers.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Goonsquad
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*shudder*
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it's a start..
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*squints with one eye open...closes shudder...goes back to sleep*
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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OMG, OFG! I used to have one of these! A friend gave it to me as a gag gift! She was awesome. Her eyes flashed red as she charged toward you. They could have improved it by making her arm move to slap the ruler down, but you can't have everything. Makes me happy just to look at her. She adorned my desk for years, but I lost her during one of my moves. |
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Good morning!
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.. and the 'voices'
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GOOOD MORNIN !!! I feel .. scintilated
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Goonsquad
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Maybe. But you look weird.
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