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Come on, man, I've been using the toilet for a couple of years now.
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Digging tootsie rolls out of the cat box doesn't count as 'using the toilet', Haggis.
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EW!
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That doesn't count. Dogs get thirsty.
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OMG.
Bad RT, BAD!
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Suspense? Doesn't everyone know women only wear two types of pumps?
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it's a start..
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practical experience, FTW
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Did somebody say suspenders? I never wear suspenders.
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No need to if you're wearing the right pumps.
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practical experience, FTW
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Water pumps? oil pumps? Pumpernickel?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Quote:
![]() Oh, puh-lease. I sure didn't learn the slang from fellas. |
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*wonders where Cass is... may need to take over slapping duties...*
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You mean I could get octo-toe slapped?
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sheesh
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No, she didn't leave those behind. And Kell is prolly right, I think she's getting a pedicure with her laundryboy.
But if you're not careful, I'll pick up Haggis and slap you with his bunny ears.
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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No sheeshing! No sheeshing!
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Cray should be a sweetie and don the snugglebunny avie for Easter. Think he'd do that for you, Kells?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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All night, apparently.
We don't need no stinkin' safeties. |
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yanno, when i think back it becomes clear that nina has never really been that much help.
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Goonsquad
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That's harsh, man. All that effort she's put out on your behalf? Heh. Put out.
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*giggle*
hey, where's your big DB hat today? see what i did there. i'm sure that's way over a LOT of heads but yeah,..that's gold. anyway, hell of a curve ball on that guy. last name begins with 'v' i think. |
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Goonsquad
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Cute, cray. Cute.
Yeah, the "V" guy has a hell of a curve ball. A hell of a fastball too. Threw a two hitter and couldn't get the win. But at least the evil Bostonites were vanquished.
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