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Old 04-03-2012, 07:46 AM   #11951
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*sniffs* What's that smell? Cabbage? *sniffs again*

Oh s***, it's me!
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Hey, it's the new boy!

*slaps Cass*
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:51 AM   #11953
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CELLA!




Hey, to the rest of you too, I guess.
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:54 AM   #11954
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:58 AM   #11955
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Hey, it's the new boy!

*slaps Cass*
HEY! Whatchoo slappin' me for? I dint do nuthin', I tell ya.


Edited to add:

Waaaaaiiiiit a second. KenthePen has been on AW longer than I have. OK, got me there. But what about here in the Cabaret, huh? Huh? When was the first time he stuck his head in here?


Edited again to add::

AND he smells like cabbage.


Edited a third time to add:

And for all you know, he's a girl. An uuuuuuuugggly girl.
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:01 AM   #11956
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I would certainly be an ugly girl. Six foot two inches, two hundred pounds of romping stomping dynamite.
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:02 AM   #11957
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But he's funny, so he's disqualified.
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:03 AM   #11958
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Yes, yes, funny-looking too.
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:06 AM   #11959
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Well then...you may have found your girl, Cass.
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:08 AM   #11960
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Maybe you should reconsider. Is being the new rasta-footed girl so bad?
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:10 AM   #11961
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But he's funny, so he's disqualified.
Oh, those weren't the qualifications for being new. Those were the qualifications for some chick I'd bring here, to strategically stop being the New Girl and yet not forsake more New Girl attention than strictly necessary.

KtP is already here, and not a damn thing I can do about it. So I may as well make the most of him.


*walks around KtP, mulling over the possibilities*


...but apparently, he's not a girl. The best I can do is demand you all start calling him "New Boy."



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goddamit, I INSIST!
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:12 AM   #11962
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I also answer to "You, boy" and "Pool boy," but not "cabin boy."
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:18 AM   #11963
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oh, Cabana boy... over here. My suntan lotion needs to be reapplied.
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*Sprays SPF300 on swach*

Anything else, Ma'am?
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:37 AM   #11965
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A Mai tai.

Oh, and clean up these crumbs on the table.
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:40 AM   #11966
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*hands swach a tie and a bucket of question marks* Sorry, ma'am, the management insists.

Sorry, just realized I don't know how to tie a mai tie?
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*ties one on*

There.
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Excellent, ma'am. And, uh, just brush those crumbs into your lap.
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*haides all the tequilas*
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bettie, you're no fun.

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We're out of Tequila, ma'am. Would you like some scotch, or bourbon, or vodka, or gin?
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*holds out bucket*

Yes.

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*notices that the new girl doesn't get a blanket*
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*sneaks in through service door, sweeps, mops, replaces towels, tosses a blanket over New Boy... then picks up all of yesterday's discarded insults and places them back in ye olde recycle bin...*
**Looks around at the clean bar**

Where the hell am I and how did I get here?










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New pic.



Note the mark of the devil on her forehead and the mismatched raccoon tail. Obviously Satan's spawn.

It looks like we've decided on Matilda, AKA 'Tilly.

*walks off humming Waltzing Matilda*

Cute name. Devil's spawn? Well, sure, she's yours
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