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Old 04-03-2012, 06:22 AM   #11926
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*looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
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Haggis hid my stash and is mocking me.

Brian drank the Jameson.

I have no idea on how to flounce both meatspace and cyberspace.






*Drinks. Wine. Does sewing job on poodle.*




It's male, now.
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Old 04-03-2012, 06:39 AM   #11928
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Haggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsHaggis is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
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*looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
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Brian drank the Jameson.

I have no idea on how to flounce both meatspace and cyberspace.






*Drinks. Wine. Does sewing job on poodle.*




It's male, now.
Poor puppy.

I used up your stash last week, remember? You gotta send the new girl out for more.
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Old 04-03-2012, 06:47 AM   #11929
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Haggis --

I LOVE the name. Totally love it. Wish I'd come up with it. Though I suspect you're not humming Tom Waits' Tom Traubert's Blues, as I am (one of my favit songs EVAH -- and the refrain does referencing Waltzing Matilda).

*pops Small Change album into CD player*

And I love your new puppy. She's awesome. And the mark of Satan -- I love that, too.

And, oh heck, I guess I lurves you, too.

*dissolves into happy tears*
Thanks, Cass. But you should know that I'm humming Tom T. Hall's "I Like Beer."

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I double dog dare you.
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:20 AM   #11930
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Poor puppy.

I used up your stash last week, remember? You gotta send the new girl out for more.
STOP.

CALLING.

ME.

THAT.





Edited to add:

OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


Edited again to add:

REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


Edited a third time to add:

MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:31 AM   #11931
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STOP.

CALLING.

ME.

THAT.





Edited to add:

OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


Edited again to add:

REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


Edited a third time to add:

MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
The only way to stop it is to go out and drag another one over here. I know you have it in you.

By the way, it's better if they're living when they get here.
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:39 AM   #11932
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I double dog dare you.
Pff. I already have the sheet music and just finished my first playthrough. Gimme a day or three and I'll post a recording.

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STOP.

CALLING.

ME.

THAT.





Edited to add:

OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.


Edited again to add:

REALLY FREAKING SORRY.


Edited a third time to add:

MAKE MY FREAKIN' DAY, PUNKS.
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The only way to stop it is to go out and drag another one over here. I know you have it in you.

By the way, it's better if they're living when they get here.
*kicks pile of corpses*

That's been the trouble. They all seem to prefer death to this place. Got one of 'em through the door alive, but she impaled herself on a broken bottle almost immediately.

Gotta get me some duct tape. And some roofies.


Edited to add:

Say, do they have to be conscious?


Edited again to add:

And exactly how long do they have to stay alive? Ya know -- for me to stop being the New Girl?
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*kicks pile of corpses*

That's been the trouble. They all seem to prefer death to this place. Got one of 'em through the door alive, but she impaled herself on a broken bottle almost immediately.

Gotta get me some duct tape. And some roofies.


Edited to add:

Say, do they have to be conscious?
Of course not. Don't you remember your first visit? Of course you don't.

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And exactly how long do they have to stay alive? Ya know -- for me to stop being the New Girl?
Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.
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Old 04-03-2012, 07:57 AM   #11935
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Of course not. Don't you remember your first visit? Of course you don't.
Well, I remember waking up on the floor and seeing this leering rabbit looking down at....


GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!


*scrubs self with steel wool and bleach*

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Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.
Oh, easy peasy. Wish I'd known that's all there was to it -- coulda lured my date last week here for a nightcap instead of leaving him to bleed out under the table at that restaurant.

*scampers up to SYW to find a suitable patsy*
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:07 AM   #11936
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Haggis? Do you think the new girl realizes if she finds, well, a newer girl, she'll then be an old girl and the new new girl will get all the attention that new girls tend to get around here?
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Hey look, the old girl is back!
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...not like I wasn't already freaking out about turning 30 later this year

















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Haggis? Do you think the new girl realizes if she finds, well, a newer girl, she'll then be an old girl and the new new girl will get all the attention that new girls tend to get around here?

note to self:

(1) find really uuuuuggggly new girl

(2) who's not funny

(3) and has kind of a weird smell to her, like split pea soup maybe, or cabbage

(4) yeah. cabbage
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Whew, good thing I don't fit any some all of those criteria.


Cella!
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I'm a little stinky.






but I'm also old, apparently, so it's a win-win for me.
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I like ur usertitle, swachskskisiksiwki!




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Hey, thanks. Someone (old) keeps misspelling it..
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I'm a little stinky.






but I'm also old, apparently, so it's a win-win for me.

You may be stinky, but you're nowhere close to old.

And yer sooooooo goooood lookin'.
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AND... her little red light is always on.
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Cella's a hussy.

And a minx.

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swachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsswachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsswachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsswachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsswachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsswachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsswachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsswachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsswachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsswachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsswachski is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
^ jealous.
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^ jealous.

Don't be jealous, swachskiskiskiskiski!

You're a floozy. And a harlot. And a jade. And a scarlet woman.

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