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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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*looks up sheet music for Waltzing Matilda...for research purposes only. Really.*
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Haggis hid my stash and is mocking me.
Brian drank the Jameson. I have no idea on how to flounce both meatspace and cyberspace. *Drinks. Wine. Does sewing job on poodle.* ![]() It's male, now. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Poor puppy.I used up your stash last week, remember? You gotta send the new girl out for more.
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Goonsquad
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Location: In your worst nightmare
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
Posts: 3,426
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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By the way, it's better if they're living when they get here.
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Pff. I already have the sheet music and just finished my first playthrough. Gimme a day or three and I'll post a recording.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
Posts: 3,426
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That's been the trouble. They all seem to prefer death to this place. Got one of 'em through the door alive, but she impaled herself on a broken bottle almost immediately. Gotta get me some duct tape. And some roofies. Edited to add: Say, do they have to be conscious? Edited again to add: And exactly how long do they have to stay alive? Ya know -- for me to stop being the New Girl? |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,152
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Mel insists on serving fresh meat. So use that as a guideline.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *scrubs self with steel wool and bleach* Oh, easy peasy. Wish I'd known that's all there was to it -- coulda lured my date last week here for a nightcap instead of leaving him to bleed out under the table at that restaurant. *scampers up to SYW to find a suitable patsy* |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Haggis? Do you think the new girl realizes if she finds, well, a newer girl, she'll then be an old girl and the new new girl will get all the attention that new girls tend to get around here?
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Hey look, the old girl is back!
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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...not like I wasn't already freaking out about turning 30 later this year
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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note to self: (1) find really uuuuuggggly new girl (2) who's not funny (3) and has kind of a weird smell to her, like split pea soup maybe, or cabbage (4) yeah. cabbage |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Whew, good thing I don't fit
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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I'm a little stinky.
but I'm also old, apparently, so it's a win-win for me.
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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I like ur usertitle, swachskskisiksiwki!
*tee hee...tit* *snicker*
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Hey, thanks. Someone (old) keeps misspelling it..
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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AND... her little red light is always on.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Cella's a hussy.
And a minx. Edited to add: Also a strumpet. |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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^ jealous.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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