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Old 03-31-2012, 03:38 AM   #11476
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Cass, there's a coma missing above your avie.
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Cass, there's a coma missing above your avie.
What the --? Annggie must have tinkered with it while I was in a comma this afternoon.
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Old 03-31-2012, 04:03 AM   #11478
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Hasn't anyone righted poor Cray yet? Pretty soon he's going to start pooping rainbows! Oh, teh horror.

We been posting a position for someone who could do that for several years ... no takers
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We been posting a position for someone who could do that for several years ... no takers
post...tee hee

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Old 03-31-2012, 04:21 AM   #11480
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You're confusing PD.
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Wow. Your voice is really low for a gurl...

What about a boy named Sue?
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*smokes some coffee*

Attorney's kid?

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Old 03-31-2012, 06:28 AM   #11484
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Which reminds me. I'm suing all of you for sexual harassment.

*founces to court*
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:32 AM   #11485
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If she makes her way to the judges chambers, y'all are screwed.









And the judge probably will be too. Tee hee!
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You really are my ex, ain't you?
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If she makes her way to the judges chambers, y'all are screwed.









And the judge probably will be too. Tee hee!
I saw that! I saw that!

*edits legal brief to add new claim against Kayleamay*

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Old 03-31-2012, 06:45 AM   #11488
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Wait... I was never harassed...

*haz sad* =(
Hmmm... discrimination?

*scans federal and state laws*

race... no. national origin... no. religion... no. age... doubt it. gender...prolly not.

*researches whether any court has ever ruled that being a doll is a disability*

Nope. Sorry. No grounds for a discrimination case. Try being more of a hussy. Worked for Cella.
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Could you explain 'hussy' to me?
*sigh* Porter is never around when he'd be any use.

Definition of HUSSY

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Origin of HUSSY

alteration of Middle English huswif housewife, from hus house + wif wife, woman
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Oh! Barbie © 2012 Mattel, Inc. All Rights Reserved....

Gotcha.
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The Supreme Court of the United States ruled in 1974 in Taylor v. Schmidt that any woman who *founces* is inviting and initiating sexual interaction.
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Really? That explains why cray does it so often...and why he always looks disappointed.
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Well, duh. Why do you think I wear this tight dress? Gotta show my founce to best advantage.

*founces provocatively*




*unfounces*

Tell me, do you think my toes spoil the effect?
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It just makes you seem a little pre-octipied.
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These days Barrbie seems so Kardashian.
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Old 03-31-2012, 07:39 AM   #11497
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I would, but I don't think they carry the inflatables.
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Really? That explains why cray does it so often...and why he always looks disappointed.
Cray's not a wom...

*looks at avie*

Oh. Never mind.
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The Supreme court also ruled in that same case that "No state shall pass any law abridging the rights of any male person to engage in the physical behavior known as *founcing.*

Although I have never taken advantage of that right.
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The Supreme court also ruled in that same case that "No state shall pass any law abridging the rights of any male person to engage in the physical behavior known as *founcing.*

Although I have never taken advantage of that right.
You read that wrong. FYI, Title VII prohibits sex-based occupational discrimination, so the Supreme Court never would make such a ruling. As Justice Scalia would say, "Duh!"

What the ruling actually said was that "No state shall pass any law abridging the rights of any mail person to engage in the physical behavior known as *founcing.*"

The court found that, given the propensity of dogs to chase mail carriers, it was essential to the smooth operation of the United States Postal Service that they be able to founce at will.

Men, like women, are inviting and initiating sexual interaction when they founce. Or pretty much when they do anything. Men are easy.
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