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#11326 |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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Very prudent, Angie.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
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Don't you call me a --
*re-reads post* Oh. Yes. Thank you. |
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#11328 |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
Posts: 3,426
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#11329 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Oh, look! Cass is gonna go do some work.
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#11330 |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Cass is a bad, bad girl. She needs a spanking.
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#11331 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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That's Angie's department.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Hey Haggis .. Cass needs a spanking. QW's not here.
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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There's a joke in there about something getting tapped. But I'll leave that alone.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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I had no idea this thread had a spanking department. But I should've guessed Angie would be in charge.
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#11335 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Well, Tot usually handles all the kinky stuff. But Angie's the only freak available at the moment.
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#11336 |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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I don't know if Angie's up for it. Have you taken a good look at her lately?
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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#11337 |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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I can't believe no one on this thread is up for it.
*re-examines pink floppy pipless bunny, nontransforming fleshy thing, and strawberry shortcake chick* or...maybe I can. |
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#11338 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Up.
*giggles* |
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#11339 |
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on leave
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#11340 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Cigarette?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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"cake" giggles
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd Last edited by PorterStarrByrd; 03-30-2012 at 02:18 AM. |
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#11342 |
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on leave
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#11343 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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How to end a bad date:
Grab your breasts (or moobs if you're a guy), give them a squeeze and say, "Do these look okay? They haven't felt right since the sex change operation." |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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Quote:
http://itsajokepeople.com/Talk_To_Lady_Jay.html |
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#11345 |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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*squeezes moobs*
Hey, Cass... |
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#11346 |
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on leave
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#11347 |
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Free.
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Oh. Never mind.
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#11348 |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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#11349 |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
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You know, we don't even really need to be here for this thread to continue. We could rig up a computer program to give all the appropriate responses and no one would ever know the difference.
But until we get that going... Aren't you missing a coma there, Angie? |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Nah, I had my coma earlier.
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