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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Cartoon'd.
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#10953 |
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OMG! It looks just like RT's little fleshy thing! You know -- that thing caught in his zipper back when he was a whatever the heck he was!
And hey -- I saw Jessica Alba walking around earlier this evening on a pair of these: ![]() *gasps in horror* HAAGGGIS! Last edited by CassandraW; 03-26-2012 at 07:47 AM. |
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Cartoon'd.
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This is his second cousin, twice removed. Removed from whose ass, nobody knows. I suspect cray.
ETA: I should probably clarify that I meant this thing was some sort of tumor on someone's ass. Nothing perverted, freaks. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Cartoon'd.
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Like he'd understand it if I DID call him.
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on leave
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Damn it, aren't any of you worried about what Jessica Alba has done to our darling Haggis? What kind of friends ARE you? She turns him into half of a pair of puppy shoes, and you go right on with your pathetic shallow lives like nothing happened. None of you jumped up on the bar and gave him a tribute. None of you so much as made a toast to him. Fer dawg's sake, you could at least have turned off the game for a second. But no. And after all the wonderful, beautiful things he's done for each and every one of us. Like ...er...
Why don't you start, PD? Tell us about all the wonderful things Haggis did for you. |
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Cartoon'd.
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But Jessica Alba -- she's no Cabbie. I'll bet she's not even on Absolute Write. Hell, she might not even be a scotch drinker. She's just some bimbo. She has NO RIGHT to turn our puppeh into shoes. That's our job. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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*waves hello
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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Shoe't, I missed the party.
#@$&*%^ing time zones. That's going to be long list, Kelly. Around here, sanity is so..... transient.
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Apr 2008
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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That's disgusting (X about 12)
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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GOOOD MORNIN !!! I feel .. philanthropic
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Who do I blame?
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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I thought you and Cass had a no fault divorce.
ETA: Don't look at me, I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm really busy editing.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Can't imagine a worse fault than martimonial unification between those two unless it is the San Andreas. Even their spawn probably deserved better.
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Just soaking up some R&R...
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: y down South a'course!
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Four Things You Cannot Retrieve The Stone -- after the throw. The Word -- after its said. The Occasion -- after its missed. The Time -- after its gone. ![]() 'TINK' ![]() Yee Haw!!!
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Of course it is. Loads of fun, my favorite
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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.. and the 'voices'
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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You? What about me?
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thread stalker
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you'll pay too.
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Goonsquad
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I already have. And I've done nothing. N.O.T.H.I.N.G.
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thread stalker
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you do look like a total jackass.
sorry. |
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