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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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don't tell him that he never eally did count for much anyway ... he'll probably slap you with his stained white glove.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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I apologized to him and he didn't even care. like, at all and stuff. I got him back, though, Don't worry. ![]() boy, I wish I could see his face when he checks his bank statement!
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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Pull your pants back up, Cray. You'll have your revenge in 2015. You know why. I know why. It's like we're sharing a secret. Or, maybe it's a secret weapon. Just let them stew on that for awhile. Umhmmmm.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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#10756 |
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you're the only one that cares, klm. i'm not pulling up my pants though. not until 2015.
oh, and pd cares too, i see. not p-diddy. the other pd. thank you. |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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Plot Device?
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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That's disgusting
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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That's more disgusting
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Location: Arizona
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Porter, don't change messages like that.
Wait for it....wait for it... You're confusing PD. |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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I am not confused. Blonde maybe, slightly scatter-brained, easily distracted by shiny objects - but not confused.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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See?
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Hi Haggis - is this one of those moments that counts as a 'rim-shot'?
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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no,...no pd. it's just another in a long line of slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
*sigh* *wipes away a tear* i'll be downstairs. |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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*takes hanky out of thigh holster and hands it to Cray* |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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AWESOMENESS!!! @Cass - I know where he's gone though
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on leave
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Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Well that's not the only place then
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thread stalker
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pfff. you have like 20 thigh holsters. how would you even know which ones i've visited?
don't answer that. *vanishes* |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Hugs Cray before he leaves - *kicks him in the keester for leaving us anyway.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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