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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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*checks karyotype*
Yep, degenerate. I belong here.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,230
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Your first clue should have been the glowing udders.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,230
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*bans Kelly...locks thread*
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
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*titters*
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,676
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*glowing titters*
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
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For some reason, I'm hungry for Sno-Caps.
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thread stalker
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,120
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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Here, Ang,
![]() and just be forewarned, don't accept the ones cray's offering
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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I can't find my garden hose.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,909
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![]() herringbone! Herring...bone! Herring! Bone! *chortles* |
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,868
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are those single malts dipped in chocolate?
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Nope.
But do you want to know what is dipped in chocolate? |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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NO!
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,868
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no... no really
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Currently editing: Dreadlight - Urban Fantasy 28,971 / 93,225 To edit: Nocturnelle - gothic romance - first draft The Last Hunter - fantasy - with a beta The Vampire Baron - gothic romance - need another edit Endways of the Gods - fantasy mish/mash - might be garbage Writing Blog: Happy Blogo-Versary to me Books with Bettielee Blog: Book of Lost Tales v 1 by Tolkien ![]()
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,909
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*chortles*
*showers* |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
Posts: 9,201
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Dude! It is NOT FRIDAY YET. For dawg's sake, why do we even bother making the schedule??
Thanks! ![]() Curious. Did you perhaps invite a troupe of ninjas into your backyard recently? Just out of curiosity, of course. *slaps the Muppet with a wet sock* Yes. Please, do tell. Psst! Haggis! Prepare your bannination button. |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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I hired them for some contract work, but they took my down payment and never returned.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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There's your mistake, Fred.
You gave them money. That offends your ninja greatly. You're supposed to pay them in high fives. |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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Only medium rare though
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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