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*comes out of the avatar restoration chamber*
*looks in mirror* *swells with confidence* |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Yeah, that's why we use so much Lysol.
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He's having it lazered off, or Nina is giving him a sponge bath - or something.
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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*grabs can of Scrubbing Bubbles, snaps on rubber gloves*
Ready for your sponge bath, Cray. |
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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Oooo...sore racist.
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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It thought that's what you an the raincoat were for
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Well, we know where your mind is at, don't we.
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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I just realized that anyone turning 18 this year was born some time in 1993-94. That's a whole generation that has no idea what the world is like without cellphones.
It's a world that can't imagine what it was like to be 'unreachable' by phone, with no answering machine. And one that has always had email.
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
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.-.. --- .-..
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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I have no idea what either of you said, but the dots make a nice pattern.
It's pretty.
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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*tee hee... .- - ---
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I'm on the phone.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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Ooo! Haggis almost said 'urinate'!
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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alright, I'm going back to RL after the patterns and dot episode.
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