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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
Posts: 9,200
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,874
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It depends, several people do that here. Is he the one in the toilet bowl?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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Have you filled out the app for your full ride scholarship at (Dear) John's Tundra State University. Sounds like you qualify as a FULL TIME student ... (polite word for patient)
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
Posts: 5,142
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Was someone throwing around ewroes in here?
Anyone got change for a fifty? This is a genuine banknote, btw. I have one.
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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*adds post to list-of-things-to-retaliate-against-cray-for-at-a-later-date*
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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Don't let him get to you, Kay. It's like kicking a sack of rocks; makes you wonder why you bothered with something so stoopid.
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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A sack of rocks? Funny, I always thought of him more as a box of rocks.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
Posts: 3,426
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,867
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what... what is that thing doing to that... no, don't tell me...
![]() ![]() Yes! ![]() I'm gonna need about tree fiddy.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,874
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No - don't tell me. I don't want to know why you are making a face like that.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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That's the reason why you don't kick a bag of rocks, PD.
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Hello? Really? Uhhhhhhh........ Sociopath? If that doesn't just scream 'patient', I don't know what does. ok, yeah, the guards are screaming 'escape'..... (tee hee) I didn't permanently damage most of them this time. |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
Posts: 9,200
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,874
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I've never kicked anything with rocks in it.
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,332
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
Posts: 1,709
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*gives Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Angie, Cella, Nina, Swachski and Bettie Lee a cup of coffee and an evil doughnut*
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
Posts: 1,709
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,869
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Pffft.
Who needs a phaser? *unfastens raincoat* |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,332
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Thanks for the coffee and evil doughnut, Gilroy.
Muppet, really at this hour?! That's just wrong.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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conducting hijinks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: On On
Posts: 2,042
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,332
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And I'm pretty sure you're going to need a lot of medicine if you catch what the Muppet is offering.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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Brilliant SR! an invisible weapon. Thanks for the coffee Gilroy. |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,869
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![]() Everybody's very funny this morning! *refastens cray's raincoat* |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Geez, Muppet, I didn't know you and cray were that ...close...
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,670
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Now that's shocking.
Thanks for the coffee Gilroy. It'll go good with the liquor pie.
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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