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Old 03-04-2012, 05:21 PM   #8176
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**Opens Cabaret for Sunday services**

We should all reflect on our religious convictions. So I submit that today, the holiest day of the week, we should drink religiously.
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**Hits thread with 2X4 in hand**

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Where did the thread get a two-by-four and when did it sprout hands?
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Mmmm. A winter white. Nice pick, Del.
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*sits, sipping Bushmill's, reading the rules...reads the rules again...sips more Bushmill's*
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Good morning everyone, and happy Sunda...

*checks out jack-booted mod, fairy princess, stacked shots of 151, and pools of Jameson-scented urine*

Well, I see everything is normal here. I'm going to pass on the ale for now, thanks, since I see Jaycinth has kindly lined up some shots for me. Catch you later!

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Old 03-04-2012, 07:29 PM   #8185
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Guys, we have a real problem with Cassandrahamsterghoul. She keeps leaving the seat down.
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  • And..as always...the Bushmills, being improperly bottled, doesn't go on through that short digestive track, never bothers the kidneys and comes back up, and as always...Bushmills wets paper.
Yay! I got speshul rules!
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Guys, we have a real problem with Cassandrahamsterghoul. She keeps leaving the seat down.
Oh. Oh, and that wasn't 151 in those shotglasses.

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Yay! I got speshul rules!
Yes, pumpkin. You are a speshul cneauphlaque. Now give me my goddamn alimony.
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It's oak; ancient and hardened by the years.
We need that sort of support here.
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Yes, pumpkin. You are a speshul cneauphlaque. Now give me my goddamn alimony.
Jay, tell her she's not allowed to speak Gaelic in the Cabaret.

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I wouldn't let it stop me. I mean, it's not like you're the one who's gonna have to clean it up.
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Jay, tell her she's not allowed to speak Gaelic in the Cabaret.
*scans Jay's rules*

Jameson, rock, paper, chihuahua, pee...nope, I don't see anything about not speaking Gaelic.
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Fascist.
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*scans Jay's rules*

Jameson, rock, paper, chihuahua, pee...nope, I don't see anything about not speaking Gaelic.
Sheesh. You forgot to read the part that's between the lines.
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Sheesh. You forgot to read the part that's between the lines.
Yeah, well, it's hard to read fine print with these swollen, blood-shot, hamster-demon eyes.
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Yeah, well, it's hard to read fine print with these swollen, blood-shot, hampster-demon eyes.
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Too bad reg isn't around to give you a slightly more appealing avatar.
Isn't that just like you, always pushing responsibility off on someone else. As if you weren't perfectly capable of giving me a slightly more appealing avatar yourself. This is the kind of thing that broke up our marriage.

But as it happens, I'd like to keep this avatar for a bit longer. I want to scurry up to Query Hell and scare some squirrels with it.

Edited to add: On an unrelated topic: Silent Rob/Muppeh. So...he pops in his head in the dead of night, admires my new look, leaves a few rep points, and sneaks away without posting in the thread? Is that his deal? I mean, I'm cool with it. I just want to know.
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Jay, tell her she's not allowed to speak Gaelic in the Cabaret.
Speak to Boudicca 'cause the fairy ain't listening


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I wouldn't let it stop me. I mean, it's not like you're the one who's gonna have to clean it up.

That's right. If you insist on drinkin' th' Bushmill's then, wee dog, tha'll hae to clean y' own messes for fair Cindy won't be touchin' it.

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Oh. Oh, and that wasn't 151 in those shotglasses.



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What matters is that, for awhile, you thought it was.








Actually...it is a quarter 151. RT's liver doesn't filter that well any more.





Too many holes.
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Edited to add: On an unrelated topic: Silent Rob/Muppeh. So...he pops in his head in the dead of night, admires my new look, leaves a few rep points, and sneaks away without posting in the thread? Is that his deal? I mean, I'm cool with it. I just want to know.
Rob's British. That's the way they are.
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Too bad reg isn't around to give you a slightly more appealing avatar.


You don't think your ex is beautiful as she is?

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Edited to add: On an unrelated topic: Silent Rob/Muppeh. So...he pops in his head in the dead of night, admires my new look, leaves a few rep points, and sneaks away without posting in the thread? Is that his deal? I mean, I'm cool with it. I just want to know.
Yeah, it's the British thing, and he's in Jarmany. It changes a man.

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Rob's British. That's the way they are.
I just said that.

You forgot the thing about Jarmany though!


**And good morning Haggis
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For one brief shining moment...Camelot.

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Rob's British. That's the way they are.
Ah. And that explains the muppet head, too. Fine then. All clear. Carry on.

And hello, PD. Top 'o th' mornin' t' ye.
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