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Old 03-04-2012, 02:12 AM   #8151
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They're loaded again eh?
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They're loaded again eh?
I imagine if you discovered you were Haggis's's's demon spawn, you'd be loaded often.
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:16 AM   #8153
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It's the only way I can keep them quiet. They take after their dad.
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:18 AM   #8154
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yeah .. I seem to remember mine taking longer naps that way too ...
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The kids miss seeing you, RT. Especially little Snaggle Tooth. She's sorry about your leg.

Porter, er...did you get a new haircut?
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The kids miss seeing you, RT. Especially little Snaggle Tooth. She's sorry about your leg.

Porter, er...did you get a new haircut?
Can't you see...he shaved.



BTW, are these kids RT's or Haggis's. I'm confused.
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Had to do SOMETHING to get past the bouncer for tonight's dinner. Hope there's still some buffalo chicken lungs left from happy hour ...
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Can't you see...he shaved.



BTW, are these kids RT's or Haggis's. I'm confused.
Oh. He looks...nice.

It's complicated. The children are Haggis's demon spawn. However, Haggis and RT hooked up, and then we had this whole triangle thing like Brad and Jen and Angelina. Brad Haggis founced on me, using that whole she-tried-to-cook-me excuse, and went to live in sin with RT (though they got a little too loaded one night and formalized the deal via a Vegas drive-through chapel). I got the burrow and the kids, but sometimes I stuck them with Haggis for a weekend. And over time, they got rather attached to Uncle RT. Literally. Especially little Snaggle Tooth.

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How did the mule take it?


I've always been partial to mules (They're 'safe')
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Well, as you may have gathered, RT and Haggis aren't together anymore. And Haggis can't bear to be alone...

The mule is having second thoughts.
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What doesn't kill you just makes you stranger.
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Which is why Jay is strangest of us all.

Try to kill me again, you spicey tart.
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K.

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Uh oh. I think I really did kill Jay.
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Rock, paper, Jameson, Chihuahua, Jaycinth.

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  • Rock crushes Chihuahua
  • Chihuahua runs to Jaycinth
  • Jaycinth drinks Jameson
  • Jaycinth pees on rock
  • Chihuahua writes paper
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  • And..as always...the Jameson goes right on through that short digestive track and barely functioning kidneys and Jameson wets paper
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No way.

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  • Jaycinth drinks Jameson
  • Jaycinth pees on rock
  • Chihuahua writes paper
  • Paper is about Jameson
  • Jameson gets drunk by chihuahua
  • And..as always...the Jameson goes right on through that short digestive track and barely functioning kidneys and Jameson wets paper
*sits, sipping Bushmill's, reading the rules...reads the rules again...sips more Bushmill's*
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Originally Posted by Jaycinth View Post
No way.

Rock, paper, Jameson, Chihuahua, Jaycinth.

The rules
are as follows:
  • Jameson wets paper
  • Paper(Rolling Stone, most likely) covers rock
  • Rock crushes Chihuahua
  • Chihuahua runs to Jaycinth
  • Jaycinth drinks Jameson
  • Jaycinth pees on rock
  • Chihuahua writes paper
  • Paper is about Jameson
  • Jameson gets drunk by chihuahua
  • And..as always...the Jameson goes right on through that short digestive track and barely functioning kidneys and Jameson wets paper
WTTW

And she's not half as thunk as drinkle peep she is.
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