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Old 03-01-2012, 04:58 AM   #7626
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mmmmm....balls....
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:22 AM   #7629
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Haggis you are very sweet. You are the sweetest Chui-mod ever
How do you know he is chewy. You been gnawing on him again?
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Old 03-01-2012, 09:26 AM   #7634
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:39 PM   #7635
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My nomination for the stupidest new car TV ad ever:

"... if there was only one drop of gasoline left in the world, we'd make sure you got the most out of it..."



Dude, if there was only one drop of gas left in the world I sure as hell wouldn't be shopping for a new car.
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i'd get a new chainsaw.
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Old 03-01-2012, 04:55 PM   #7637
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Dude, if there was only one drop of gas left in the world I sure as hell wouldn't be shopping for a new car.
They said IF, RT..

Can't you imagine how fully awesome it would be to be the one to deplete one of the world's most valuable and finite resources!?


Ah. Mazing.
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They said IF, RT..

Can't you imagine how fully awesome it would be to be the one to deplete one of the world's most valuable and finite resources!?


Ah. Mazing.


ya. totally. i heard that happened on jersey shore.
yanno, with snooki being pregnant and stuff.
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Aww, cray is baby crazy!
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i think i'm ovulating.
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So...snooki can mate with humans?

*shudders*

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Feeling bloated, retaining water?
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yeah. i think so.
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...the ocean of love.
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morning moob?
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