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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,922
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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I don't want to know. I never should have changed my name to nurse.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
Posts: 6,068
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,149
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*makes note to requisition more handcuffs*
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,922
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
Posts: 1,737
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To quote Yakko and Wacko...
Helllooooooooooo Nurse! *hands everyone a universal handcuff key* Cause I can.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,558
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A short seven days after Fluffy's departure he had in mind to return to pick up a forgotten mouse corpse. His plans were interupted by a scene set apart by crime tape, by a dazed looking EMT team, and herds of detectives. Reporters had long ago rushed to their stations to pass along human interest stories about strange love and traps. The coroner and morticians had an ugly job to do.
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
Posts: 1,737
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Hey Reg
Is that phaser on stun?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,558
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Back at the bar they tipped one last round to Laura and Larry. The bartender put it on Laura's tab, knowing he'd never collect. The mourning partons returned to their dwarf bowling tournament.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,922
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so considerate of you
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,558
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You get strange posts when you try to start a thread, don't you?
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 36,153
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Meh.
*pulls on spandex body suit* *straps on roller skates* Are we training today? |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Your in first place for funniest post of the day so far
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 36,153
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So...I'm a wiener?
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thread stalker
SuperModerator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,391
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i may have to go amend one of my earlier posts...
i see you two are really bonding! kudos to you both. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,558
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Thanks
our wedding registry is at the pharmacy
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 36,153
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Wait...
That ain't me. Better make it Walmart instead. |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,149
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*logs on to Wal-Mart Pharmacy Wedding Registry*
I should really send a gift. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,922
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![]() be careful what you send.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,558
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Yeah, and don't tell Rob.
She needs to hold up her end of the pact first.
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Quote:
Don't drop it in the ocean this time.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,922
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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Everyone harshes on the antibiotics...
until the itching starts.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Starscream
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,695
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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