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did anyone else see how quickly and easily haggis caved in to my demands?
i'm thinking about demanding a sammich. *scratches ass* does that feel good? who's a good doggie? who's a good doggie? you are, haggis! you are! *flips a milkbone to haggis* |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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*reports post*
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Goonsquad
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
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That's the only reason?
At least we know cray uses the washrooms here. *sends out mass email to Cabbies that reads, "Don't shake cray's hand, pip or anything else of his that reaches out to you."* |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Warum bekomme ich bei ASS itch
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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Dang. The train derailed in Germany again.
One of these days, they'll get this thing to Australia, but by then I'll miss the tennis...
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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How many reps does it take to push ones off the bottom? I've got a few I need to get rid of...
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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.. and the 'voices'
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nobody will ever miss tennis
.. the grits of the sports world. You can dress it up to look enticing but that's about it.
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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.. and the 'voices'
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somebody believes that ?
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
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You'd have about five cents.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
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have you notice that this place seems to be becoming an international haven for lunatics?
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no.
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It's not what it used to be, is it?
At one time, introducing oneself as a Cabbie held a certain cachet. Now it just makes people think you're canadian. |
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Goonsquad
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Depends how many you need to get rid of or how big the ones you receive are.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
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Unsubscribes thread from whom?
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It may no longer be possible for Rob to walk that streets without looking over his shoulder for Canadians. A couple of them were looking over my shoulder when his post came up. They ran right out to their cabs ...
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Starscream
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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.. and the 'voices'
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he's getting this haven mixed up with his collection of newsgroups
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Starscream
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People actually pay attention to the news??!?!?!
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
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tsk tsk, tot.
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