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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,956
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bans Jeh cuz they are in the bank, earning banterest (ban interest, get it?)
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
Posts: 5,258
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bans Don to the top of the beanstalk
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,956
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beans Chrissy in the head with a ban
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
Posts: 5,258
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bans Don with an icepak
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Lady Entropia
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: AWOL
Posts: 1,136
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Bans Chrissy with a nightstick.
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Whaddya say to one last showdown--Ocelot (MGS3: SNAKE EATER) |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,869
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Bans Kelly for banning FF with a candlestick in the library
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Lady Entropia
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: AWOL
Posts: 1,136
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Ban SR for meditating in a Buddhist shrine.
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Whaddya say to one last showdown--Ocelot (MGS3: SNAKE EATER) |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,869
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Bans FF for opening a Starbucks franchise and disturbing my meditations
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,670
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bans Rob for using medications to enhance his meditations
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,869
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Bans swachski 'cos rock music ain't medications
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 12,133
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Bans Rob cause they should be
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,670
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bans Duchess for popping jazz pills
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,869
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Bans swachski for popping justin bieber
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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bans Rob for wanting to be Justin Bieber when he grows up
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,670
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bans Liza for levitating on stage while meditating during Lady Gaga concerts
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Lady Entropia
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: AWOL
Posts: 1,136
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Bans Swach for flying home in a magic carpet.
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Whaddya say to one last showdown--Ocelot (MGS3: SNAKE EATER) |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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bans Flowerfairy for flying home on a doormat
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 7,920
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bans Liza for withholding floating privileges
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"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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bans Jeh and her root beer float
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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bans Liza because I didn't get a straw
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"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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bans Jeh 'cause only girlie men use straws...oh yeah, and girlie girls
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 7,920
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bans Liza for going all Schwarzenegger on me and telling me "TAKE IT LIKE A MAN"
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"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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bans Jeh for trying to terminate my ban
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,670
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send Liza a "we're gonna pump you up" ban
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,874
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Bans Swach.
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