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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,255
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You don't want me posting links like Abby.
Trust me on this. Or ask any of the Hounds.
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9 of 10 Overlords prefer Evil Pie!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 1,222
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What have you done to my smibbles while I've been gone?!?!?!?!
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The Sparkle Catastropony is back!
AW Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: In the chatroom. Sometimes.
Posts: 13,202
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![]() ![]() (Ok, going to bed now, for realz. )
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Lady Sparkles, Sparklepony, The Sparklepony of DOOOOOM, Sparkles, Sparkles McModderson, The Sparkler, Sparklegee, The Sparkling Portuguee... I think I see a pattern here. Oh, and Horny McPoarny. ![]() Where this is desire, there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned. But just because it burns, doesn't mean you're gonna die - You gotta get up and try. P!nk - Try *** Life getting you down? Come get a pick-me-up. ![]()
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,255
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![]() Wasn't me, I swear.
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fargo, ND
Posts: 6,249
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Are you on a computer or a phone? My phone never lets me watch videos from YouTube or see pics from FB. Its also a Blackberry so it was forged out of evil. You're just jealous because my links are the best. And I'm cooler. And I'm not a barn animal. |
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INTP
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the everlasting universe of things
Posts: 3,766
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I apologize in advance.
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INTP
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the everlasting universe of things
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zanzjan.net - twitter - facebook "It's always wrong of course to say that you can't do this or you can't do that in fiction. You can do anything you can get away with, but nobody has ever gotten away with much." -- Flannery O'Connor |
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,900
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You bunch of sick bastards....
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,255
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There is something seriously, seriously wrong with you.
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,689
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I'm on an iphone 95% of the time or more.
No, no. Never mix livestock and veggies. They must be raised seperately. Plus herding vibrating market age smibbles is a yearly chore of madness. The plot smibbles are still around and safe! Um, somewhere. Possibly by the lake. Or at more productive cantina members' houses. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Btw, hows the kitteh?
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Personally, I'm not all that bothered by what he is, or is not, wearing. It's that grin. It brings out urges... I want to reach out for my cane* and beat him up side the head four or five or a dozen times. Then a couple more times, just to be sure. *Yes, I use a cane, I got to skip 30 years to unlock the Wave cane and yell, "Get off my lawn!" achievement. |
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fargo, ND
Posts: 6,249
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I love you.
*brings Queen Zanzjan offerings of chocolate and scantily clad men* |
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,689
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Canes are multi functional
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,255
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Mine are. I refuse to use those ugly things sold at the drug store. Mine are all real wood, limbs or roots that happened to be cane shaped.
Well, one is the black formal occasion straight thing. Hate it. People on the street are always stopping me to comment on the cool cane. |
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9 of 10 Overlords prefer Evil Pie!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 1,222
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Does it have a sword in it?
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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I've looked for a good one, but good ones are expensive, and in many areas, illegal. Since I actually need it to walk, and don't want to get arrested, it's one of those "that would be cool" things.
But truth is, my canes are solid and heavy, nearly as solid as a good baseball bat. Who needs a sword, I can break legs, knees, ribs, heads, whatever gets in reach. I've never actually hit anyone, honest. Heck, I've never even threatened to hit anyone, outside of joking of course. |
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INTP
AW Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the everlasting universe of things
Posts: 3,766
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Oooh, I forgot the ratty ponytail! Fixed now.
Seriously, I'm done. Time to pack boxes
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zanzjan.net - twitter - facebook "It's always wrong of course to say that you can't do this or you can't do that in fiction. You can do anything you can get away with, but nobody has ever gotten away with much." -- Flannery O'Connor |
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,255
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Is it the blade length? *needs a stabby smiley*
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
Posts: 7,966
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Abby left the most glorious image in my reps not too long ago. I laugh (a bit maniacally) every time I see it.
![]() Canada, actually. It was forged out of Canada. (I am cursed with one as well) Zanzjan...Words cannot express my reaction. So... ![]() ![]() ![]() Now, please to excuse me, I have steak to grill and sweet potatoes to...do something to. |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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She tends to leave a lot of Richard in the Hounds. Quote:
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9 of 10 Overlords prefer Evil Pie!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: South Dakota
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Huh, I didn't know they were illegal, either. Though I can sorta see why. (Concealed weapon?)
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Undercover, sort of...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Alaska
Posts: 7,966
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 5,795
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This is an adorable geek-child story.
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Stories n' Stuff: Eight o'Clock Walk (horror flash) in Hazard yet Forward Cl0se Quarter (M/M paranormal novel) from Loose Id Sl0w Wa1tz (M/M paranormal short) from Loose Id I have a Website! My Pen Name has a Website! I also Tweet! |
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,900
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Fen - kitteh is quite well.... I guess I've come to the fact that she hates being held more than ever, now. Getting fixed did not give her the friendlies. She will come beg for a pet, but she makes me reach for her.
I think that crap is going to come to an end. If she wants pets, she can come close and get them. I did get a brief arm cuddle the other day, where she came and sat on my arm... oh, this is hysterical, I forgot to close the blinds and she's attacking her image in the patio...going all "sideways cat" and her tail is all floofed out! ok... I'll go close it.
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Currently editing: The Vampire Baron To edit: Nocturnelle - gothic romance - first draft The Last Hunter - fantasy - soaking Endways of the Gods - fantasy mish/mash - might be garbage To Betas Dreadlight - Urban Fantasy Writing Blog: Finished another major edit Books with Bettielee Blog: Mr. Darcy Takes A Wife by Linda Berdoll ![]()
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