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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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And what will it sing??
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 5,506
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It's a TRAP!
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Secret Stick-Figure Superhero
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
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I watched it! I just hadn't realised they actually did it.
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Also, avatar thief is scawy, so I haven't posted anything. Hopefully, Superman will keep him/her at bay.... |
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
Posts: 5,368
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April Fool's Day is over, and I was feeling very bad-girl-like. So I switched to my bimbo avatar.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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I'm a big fan of bimbo avatars.
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Yeah, this writer is now blocked.
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I blink
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Aldershot, UK
Posts: 4,268
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Barbara's back! A little shaken from the experience but none the worse for wear. That might have been a tad too much excitement when you're 104 years old.
She'd like to say that her abductors were very courteous and treated her like the lady she is. But now she'll dust her skirt off, renew her lipstick and face the new day. And good morning Cantina.
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,766
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Morning cantinas
![]() Are we normal yet? What am I saying? ETA Nope, apparently the darn thief still has my pixels. Maybe I should go get an avie...
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Good morning. I think they are about to kick me out of the teachers room. They want everyone to go home early. I don't think I'll complain. |
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,766
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No, no, don't complain, but why do they want you to go home early? I thought the thing was to try and stay forever and look like you're working super hard.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,439
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So who dunnit?
And I have my lesson today so I won't be able to get on my full computer til Tuesday. Maybe I can grab something off my camera roll...
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,766
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According to the blurb on the bulletin board it was Susie and we are now slowly returning to normal (for us)
I am debating about whether to get an avie or not to replace the space where my pixels go.
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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And the "working super hard" is usually reduced to "working" and only in a limited sense. If you are at your desk and the computer is turned on, they tend to be happy. Took me a long time to figure that out. These guys working 70 hours a week. They were reading email and browsing the web. Head teacher just said, "come on guys, go home already." I'm gone, see you later. |
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
Posts: 5,368
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Damn it, why does television always depict cerebral palsy to be the same as mentally disabled?
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,598
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![]() Morning folks. Three-day week this week as we break up for Easter hols on Wednesday. Woop woop! Wut up folks? Also, do we have to change our avatars back ourselves? *grumbles*
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going through the hay to your home
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: not here, I swear
Posts: 4,886
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Because people are idiots. My father suffered two severe cerebral hemorrhages when I was a child which left a large part of his body paralyzed. People treated him like he was mentally disabled all the time, never talking to him when one of us was present and asking us, for example, if my father wanted a cookie.
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going through the hay to your home
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: not here, I swear
Posts: 4,886
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,598
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Oh. Cos I just changed mine. Should I have left it? *SUPER-CONFUSED FACE*
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going through the hay to your home
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: not here, I swear
Posts: 4,886
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,598
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I'm okay. At work. Hungry. Tired. About ready for the holidays. So, you know, the usual sup?
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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It is people being ignorant and not doing their homework, this is combined with, if it sounds good, it's good enough. People do that crap in the weirdest situations. My wife speaks English. A little slow, since we speak Japanese most of the time, but she understands wonderfully. I don't have to be careful at all. And yet, and yet, my mother, god bless her, talks to my wife like my wife is three. She treats my wife like she is mentally disabled. Then she wonders why my wife doesn't want to go visit. I love my mom. I call almost once a week. But, even knowing she doesn't mean to be mean, I get annoyed and don't try to put the effort into getting my wife to go for a visit. I can only imagine how much worse it is for people who have their physical disabilities mistaken like that. Here is my own personal
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Dreams of Dragons
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Colorado
Posts: 3,695
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Good Morning Friends!
Didn't wake up until 5:30 instead of my usual 4 this morning. But I did go to bed late and took awhile to fall asleep, so I guess it's all the same. ....Aaaaaand, I have nothing to talk about that isn't baby related. There is literally nothing else on my mind. A little annoying but whatever. So how's your Monday treating you?
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Dreams of Dragons
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Colorado
Posts: 3,695
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And to help y'all wake up and get started today, I offer you This!
My goal in life is to be Felicia Day.
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,129
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So did we ever catch the Avatar Thief?
And three cheers to the AW team for another successful (and enteratining) April Fool's adventure! Morning gang. Whut up? |
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