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Secret Stick-Figure Superhero
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
Posts: 960
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Wicked Little Town
Posts: 11,802
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*drive by waving*
mwah! *scatters reps*
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,778
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Morning cantinas
![]() I'm not feeling so exhausted this morning, although given that it's just taken me four goes to write exhausted perhaps I should re-evaluate that. House renovations on hold today so hopefully greater wordage later. Yay.
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,864
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I wish I had a house to renovate....
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Currently editing: Dreadlight - Urban Fantasy 9,151 / 93,225 To edit: Nocturnelle - gothic romance - first draft The Last Hunter - fantasy - with a beta The Vampire Baron - gothic romance - need another edit Endways of the Gods - fantasy mish/mash - might be garbage Writing Blog: Sunday Wrap up May 19th Books with Bettielee Blog: Book of Lost Tales v 1 by Tolkien ![]()
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Mine's too new, I'm happy not to need renovation though. I hate changes in my basic lifestyle.
For you however, I wish you had a house to renovate, too. So, let's all write breakaway surprise bestsellers, get rich and buy houses to renovate. Make it a goal. First draft must be done one year from today. Thank kind of thing. NANO, in the slowpoke Cantina style. We can call it WANCY. Write Another Novel in the Cantina Year. Morning Aliwood, Morning Bettiellee, how are the two nicest ladies around today? ETA: OMG, I hope that doesn't sound as patronizing to you as it does to me as I re-read that. Wanna borrow my boot? It even has snow claws at the heel. This is Toyama after all. Last edited by Debio; 03-29-2012 at 01:07 PM. |
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,864
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![]() I'm stressing a little and staying up late...
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Currently editing: Dreadlight - Urban Fantasy 9,151 / 93,225 To edit: Nocturnelle - gothic romance - first draft The Last Hunter - fantasy - with a beta The Vampire Baron - gothic romance - need another edit Endways of the Gods - fantasy mish/mash - might be garbage Writing Blog: Sunday Wrap up May 19th Books with Bettielee Blog: Book of Lost Tales v 1 by Tolkien ![]()
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,778
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You can ruddy well have mine. It's exhausting. None of the walls are straight, true or square in any sense of any of those words, so getting woodwork to fit is a real pain. mind you, I shouldn't complain really. It's all paid for and we get to do the work ourselves at our own pace - slowly. I keep telling myself that one day it won't look like a building site, but after ten years so far, you' be surprised how much it does look like a building site.
If it helps Bettie I have a spare bedroom, but no dishwasher. Can you renovate people? Perhaps there's a grant? ![]() Quote:
You know, I'm feeling quite perky now. I'm about to walk over to the big supermarket and gain a few things before all of our tanker drivers go on strike and people panic buy the shops out of everything except Marmite and Lychees. There's a charity shop over there so I'll check out the books there. There is even talk of using the 'coffee shop', I'm not sure I can cope with such reckless abandonment and as I really hate supermarket shopping this is not likely to be a good experience. Mind you, it has to be better than looking for a new place to live. Good luck with that Bettie, and Debio, please have some hot choc ready for when I get back. I'll need it.
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Simple, low level stress cure.
Pick a random person, Look at them till they meet your eyes, then smile. A short smile, a silly smile, about 2 or 3 seconds. Then go back to what you were doing as if nothing happened. It is entertaining.* *One warning however, it doesn't work very well with people who know you very very well and already assume you are strange. You know, like family members. So if you try this on family, it is a case by case basis. |
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Just a Fairy Princess
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Enchanted Forest and/or editing cave
Posts: 23,864
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you know... I must buy some milk. I have choclate mix, but I haven't got the milk, and I've been dying for hot chocolate - real hot chocolate, not that crap from a mix. I thought starbux had real hot chocolate, but no... it tasted just like that mix garbage.
Debio - I don't make eye contact with people - I can hardly remember to do that with people I know. Which is quite terrible. And I have to make all kinds of eye contact tomorrow. It's gonna be a tough day. I'm gonna go read, and go to bed... eventually.
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Currently editing: Dreadlight - Urban Fantasy 9,151 / 93,225 To edit: Nocturnelle - gothic romance - first draft The Last Hunter - fantasy - with a beta The Vampire Baron - gothic romance - need another edit Endways of the Gods - fantasy mish/mash - might be garbage Writing Blog: Sunday Wrap up May 19th Books with Bettielee Blog: Book of Lost Tales v 1 by Tolkien ![]()
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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If eye contact is a no go, give me some time. I'll think of something that might work for you. It's one of those meta things, you know what you are doing and why, while they have no clue. Manipulation, pure and simple....I suppose nose picking is out of the question, too? *This segues well into Debio's Rules for Good Health and Fun Eating. Rule #1 Never eat anything with the word FOOD in its title, nor drink anything with the word DRINK. Rule #1A The word MIX, is dangerous, but not always bad, beware and take a partner. Best if you have them try it first. Rule #2 If it smells really bad, don't eat it, unless it is cheese or natto. I can make up more as the need arises. |
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,598
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HAHAHAH HA LOVE. Morning gang. Whut up?
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Twitter|Blog I drew a map of the Cantina once. Then I took an arrow to the knee. WIPS: SF Novella: 36,000 words, query in QLH Fantasy (researching) |
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Morning Psycho. While I'm waiting for the wife and little'un to come home and play, I am trying to entertain a semi-empty cantina with my wonderfully (t)witty comments.
I seem to be failing. I sure hope it's because there is no one actually here. At the moment. Unless they are hiding. That's possible, too. Wouldn't be the first time. |
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,598
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There's probably no one here
It's usually quiet at this time, until our Yank friends wake up...
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Twitter|Blog I drew a map of the Cantina once. Then I took an arrow to the knee. WIPS: SF Novella: 36,000 words, query in QLH Fantasy (researching) |
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Yeah, they are not really the "embarrassed silence" type. They are more the "kick you for being silly" type. Which is definitely a lot more fun.
So how are you doing? |
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,442
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I also dislike eye contact. Chins are a good safe place to lock my eyes on.
This does not help me at work, where I'm required to be reasonable assertive to function.
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![]() Visit my blog: A walk-through guide to Eastern European castles. Gardeners of AW, Unite! |
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,442
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This yank has been up too long. More later re food and Castle.
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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I just got a phone call from my local video store. I recently renewed my member card. The person on the phone said that they had failed to get my password and the security question and answer for the password. Would I please give it to them.
Right. Sure. Even IF this is really the video store I ain't giving that info over the phone to someone who calls me out of the blue at 8:15pm. I'll go down and talk to them in person at the counter tomorrow. Why they need a password now, after 15 years, when its just a card to let me rent a dang video, I have no idea. This is of course assuming that it IS the video store that called. And if it is, it doesn't give me good feelings about their data security. They should have called me and asked me to come down and talked to them in person, or to mention it next time I rented a video. Sheesh. |
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,778
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I have returned, with shopping, but sans cheap books and remaining sanity.
Looks around for hot chocolate. Aahh
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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I got marshmallows.
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
Posts: 1,709
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Wait. You still have video stores around? All ours closed.
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
Posts: 1,709
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Oh, and the neighborhood sucks.
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,131
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If that don't got no epic bestseller going for it, don't nothing do. |
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,778
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Other than the lack of basement, you could be living here, oh, except my house is from 1938. Please tell me your walls aren't straight, square or true either. I will feel so much better.
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,778
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
Posts: 1,709
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The walls straight, not likely, plus badly patched by previous owner/renters. Military construction is so much fun to repair.
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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