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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
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There are white cows raised for beef, too.
Just FYI.
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Dreams of Dragons
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Colorado
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because me preggo brain is off being pregnant or something.Plus, I just looked up capybara and now I want one for a pet. They look cute!
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Dreams of Dragons
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Colorado
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Oh good, so then we are equal opportunity cow killers.
Good to know.
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Dreams of Dragons
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Colorado
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No, of course not. I say it because it's awesome.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Somewhere.
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Hello, AW people.
How is everyone doing tonight? |
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I blink
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Aldershot, UK
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Thanks for the support everyone (both here and in reps). After four and a bit years in AW and three and a half thousand posts, it's not happened to me before.
It was past my bedtime (after dozing off mid-evening) and I've now slept and got up again. I do stand by what I said - I'm currently reading an SF novel which is up for the BSFA Award which is way overlong and that's not the only reason why I'm. Not. Getting.On.With.It. (Is there a gritted-teeth smiley?) I'll name and shame - it's Adam Roberts's By Light Alone. I'll vent about it in the "What Are You Reading?" thread when I get a moment. I've got China Miéville's Embassytown up next, and even a fan of his (who fancies the pants off him) told me his writing can get self-indulgent. I've read one other novel by both writers - Roberts's Yellow Blue Tibia and Miéville's The City & The City - when both were up for the 2010 BSFA (Miéville won). Both novels I found not uninteresting but failed to blow me away and wore out their welcome for me. I remember comments that City was a "short" Miéville novel - it's still 103,000 words. Anyway, back to much procrastinated-against review and the dayjob in three hours' time. Sleep well, American branch of the Cantina, and hope the Antipodean chapter is having a good evening.
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"The afterlife is like Aldershot." (from Beyond Black by Hilary Mantel) Works in progress: Partings and Greetings (contemporary 14+ YA novel) - Version 3.0 35,149 words and counting. Short fiction: "Mourning Becomes Me" - 9359 word draft, a likely novella in the making "Treffpunkt" - 2754 word draft Untitled story (collaboration with Fenika) - 1729 words and counting Last edited by eyeblink; 02-20-2012 at 11:16 AM. |
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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I no understandz. I agree with your argument over there. I've been avoiding reading Jonathan Strange for this very reason. I like the concept of the book. But I look at 1) the length, and 2) the language and go, "Oh, jeez, is the story worth wading through all this?"
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I blink
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Aldershot, UK
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I did notice how SP made it personal by offering to list her own books under 90k. But I think people know what I meant by "major publishers" - in our particular genres in the UK it's five or six big names which are all owned by multinational companies.
Ebook publishing is another matter entirely, and I stress that I have nothing against it, indeed have friends who have or have had ebook-only publishing deals. And of course you have more opportunities to publish shorter work there. As I said over there, I have read some very long novels, Jonathan Strange among them. GRRM's A Storm of Swords and Mary Gentle's Ash kept me going through long-haul flights and they are respectively 425k and (my estimate) 450k. I enjoyed all of them.
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"The afterlife is like Aldershot." (from Beyond Black by Hilary Mantel) Works in progress: Partings and Greetings (contemporary 14+ YA novel) - Version 3.0 35,149 words and counting. Short fiction: "Mourning Becomes Me" - 9359 word draft, a likely novella in the making "Treffpunkt" - 2754 word draft Untitled story (collaboration with Fenika) - 1729 words and counting |
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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I hate reading a book that's terrific, and getting to the end and going, "Wait, where's the rest of it?" I also REALLY hate getting two-thirds of the way through a book and going, "Please, God, is it ever going to end?"
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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Eye- try this guy-
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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Good morning cantinas
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I blink
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Aldershot, UK
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Thanks, everyone. I've even a rep from someone I don't remember posting in here. We obviously have some lurkers here - hi there! Hope you enjoy the show.
Off to the dayjob now.
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"The afterlife is like Aldershot." (from Beyond Black by Hilary Mantel) Works in progress: Partings and Greetings (contemporary 14+ YA novel) - Version 3.0 35,149 words and counting. Short fiction: "Mourning Becomes Me" - 9359 word draft, a likely novella in the making "Treffpunkt" - 2754 word draft Untitled story (collaboration with Fenika) - 1729 words and counting |
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Hi, Joey, have we met? I'm Junely! Pull up a chair, sit a spell.
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I'm not all that unmotivated, but can I play anyway? Ninja writing is fun.
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going through the hay to your home
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: not here, I swear
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Yay!Morning, peeps. Starting the Week of Doom today. Wrote some yesterday. EvilPants is finally getting somewhere again.
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Midlands, UK
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Guys there is officially too much going on. In here and in real life. *flails wildly*
So I came into work today with a list of things to get done in the morning. Then something else landed on my lap (a press release that needs to get written and sent TODAY, right NOW) so everything is on hold until that's done. Just chucked it together now and sent it to people for approval. Hectic job is hectic. *waves at new people* Howdy all. I am the official and best Psycho, also known as Pony Mac, AND NO OTHER NICKNAMES *glares pointedly at 10s* Quote:
Morning folks. Whut up?
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
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But... but... how would I function without the caffeine?
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And I have to go to a training session that lasts most of the afternoon. The joy. It overwhelms me. Ugh. Oh well, nearly time for lunch
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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Hi there Joey
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Er, no, not that kind of merry.I thought if I could get something going on a regular basis then anyone could call in when they needed it as our motivation levels go up and down. I know I joined AW to get this kind of writing group feel so I decided that as you only get out what you put in I'd do something. Ooops, waffle mode. Quote:
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Decaff tea in this country is awful. I have had a good morning topped off when I went into the charity shop to get part 1 of Dark Tower for £1.99. They had an offer on - 3 books for a £1 and I found parts 3 & 4 as well. I was only going to get no.1 as they have 2 to 7 in the library (No, I don't know either). Result! Right, lunch time and then do chores before mad ninja writing session. See you in a couple of hours.
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
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There, fixed it for you!
![]() Yeah, yeah, I know, "Burn the witch!" and "Heresy!" and all those other things. I'm so ashamed. Not!
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(and watch out for the barstools)
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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So that's why you folks chucked the tea in the harbour then?
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going through the hay to your home
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: not here, I swear
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![]() EvilPants is my MC ![]() It's not his actual name, but I usually refer to him as EvilPants, to the point where I once wrote 1500 words of "Lord EvilPants" until I realized that no, that was in fact not his name and I had to do a find and replace. Week of Doom refers to my week stuffed to the brim with doctor's appointments, Big New Client Meetings, council meetings and party meetins. Ugh.
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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I'm sure she means it affectionately.
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