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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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I don't want a pony. We have three dogs, two cats, a wabbit, a large gecko, and fisheses.
Can I beez a minions?
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,149
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
Posts: 5,659
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Have you gotten enough Evul Points to join the Minion Union? Never mind, we waive the requirement for you, and all other Cantinaites. Good minions with kraken experience are hard to come by. and I don't want a pony, either. We got four horses on the property already. Besides, ponies bite.
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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I'll volunteer for minionhood. I've always wanted to be one. Do I have to wear a red shirt? I really really don't look good in red. Black is good.
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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Dress comfortably. Go for menacing if you think it'll help. Tattoos are okay, no exotic piercings, they're an ouchie if you get hit there. Try to avoid the Stormtrooper look, and no changing into a snake. It never helps.
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INTP
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the everlasting universe of things
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I'd be perfectly satisfied with no chocolates as long as there also isn't any kancho. Everything's a trade off, right?
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,167
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I'd love a few good minions. Not enough to catch the attention of a superhero or anything, just a few to run errands for me while I plot.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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I is stealth minion dizguised as mild-mannered middle-aged geek.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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And I only Minionzez fer womenzez!
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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Let me guess: Hooters Girls uniforms encouraged, but not required?
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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What's a kancho?
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Wow. Just looked up Kancho. Bizarro. Pass the chocolates, please.
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,167
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That outfit is reserved for the Evil Queen. Unless she's not feeling sexy that day. Then it's sweats and a baseball cap. |
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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Around here, that's the way to get your teeth knocked out and handed back to you.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Yeah, after reading what it was, I certainly didn't want to see a video.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,255
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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I'll have you know 10 became a Hound, too, the other day. Can't invade us now without taking out some of your own. And before you claim 10 is a spy or some such deviousness, remember, she's innocent. Her sig says so.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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Ponies bite.
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Cats only look like they're plotting. Behind that inscrutable gaze is........ nothing!
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,255
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