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Old 11-19-2011, 10:18 PM   #201
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Old 11-19-2011, 10:56 PM   #203
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:29 AM   #205
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likewise, though first i've snagged their certificate and posted it on my site. my theory is that it means absolutely nothing, so therefore anyone can use it.
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Old 11-20-2011, 05:09 AM   #206
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Oh dear--I made "Nick" mad.

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Old 11-20-2011, 05:13 AM   #207
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Victoria, every time I try to come up with something clever to post here in response, I just end up .

"Nick" has way too much time on his hands.
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Old 11-20-2011, 05:42 AM   #208
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It looks like English, in that I recognize most of the words, and the words seem to be arranged into sentences...

Even if I stumbled on that page cold, with no idea what his agenda was or why, his prose style has flat-earth-conspiracy theorist written all over it. I can't imagine that anyone taking this guy seriously.
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Old 11-20-2011, 07:27 AM   #209
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Poor Bobby.

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Old 11-20-2011, 07:51 AM   #210
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Just to clarify...I am not that Nick...

Damn, I hate when these bastards have the same name...
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Old 11-20-2011, 09:23 AM   #213
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Gotcha zanjan; will make them available, if it's OK with Victoria, tomorrow.

Do, please, take note of TWA's assine, illiterate half-witted copyright statement, right under the CC statement.

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Just to clarify...I am not that Nick...

Damn, I hate when these bastards have the same name...
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Thanks for the link post, James!

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Looks like someone else came to the same conclusion you did, Ben:

http://www.ripoffreport.com/miscella...fail-59bfb.htm

As Jamie and Adam might say, that myth is busted.
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I see after Victoria posted about their "bestseller" the geniuses at TWA decided to attack her by posting her Amazon sales ranking.

Listen, TWA people, before you look like total idiots: Amazon sales rankings mean nothing. Zero. Zilch. By using them to attack someone, you are just showing off your ignorance.
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Old 11-21-2011, 02:47 AM   #221
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And here's a Stephen King book with no Amazon rank whatsoever. Guess that means he's a failed author.

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I see after Victoria posted about their "bestseller" the geniuses at TWA decided to attack her by posting her Amazon sales ranking.
All but two of the books they posted are out of print. In some cases they haven't been commercially available for a decade or more. So of course they have terrible rankings.

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All but two of the books they posted are out of print. In some cases they haven't been commercially available for a decade or more. So of course they have terrible rankings.

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Interesting point: what on earth do they hope to gain from a boycott, then? Are they seriously asking people to boycott second-hand bookshops?
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