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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
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Whoa. Is there smoke coming out of your ears?
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US Armed Forces Day
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It was a little hot on the tongue.
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What's that?
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Portland
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Perhaps you should've lit it on fire while consuming, to really spice it up.
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Pour two saucers of milk before bed.
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US Armed Forces Day
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A little cheesecake helps.
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
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You should sell that to Sara Lee...
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US Armed Forces Day
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Sara Lee, what a company. I'm not sure what they own now, but they used to own the desserts division as well as one of those diet companies (along with the Wonder Bra).
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US Armed Forces Day
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It could have used a little something. Curry powder maybe?
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
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You know what burns going in is going to burn coming out, don't you AC?
*fetches fire extinguisher*
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"What's behind me is not my problem."
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
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It's probably a good thing you are single. Just sayin...
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Edit, revise..*&@#
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YOWL. Good point, Syn.
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You don't know my female friends.
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Lost in er...where am I again?
Join Date: May 2009
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I have a feeling we aren't talking about the same thing AC! And with that...I'm outta here. LOL
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US Armed Forces Day
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I certainly hope not.
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What's that?
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Ahaha you guys are funny.
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US Armed Forces Day
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We're funners!
Have some coffee.
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What's that?
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I'm on to tea. A mixed blend of Tazo Awake and Tazo Passion. I use one for the caffeine, the other for the flavor. Iced, of course.
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Drive by repping spree.
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Of course.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I need to visit this place more often, people are still here when all else seems quiet.
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What's that?
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Some of these funners never sleep. Or are those the floozies?
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US Armed Forces Day
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We're zombies.
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What's that?
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Brraaaaiiinnnsss I need Brraaaiiiinnnsss
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Can I borrow your brains when you're finished with them?
I have homework. Who'd have thought that Uni courses came with HOMEWORK?! Ugh.
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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