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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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You don't come from a land down under?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Is it working?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Think he hid it under his tongue?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Why do I feel dizzy?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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'Cause you dyed your hair blonde?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,295
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Or just pretend to in a global conspiracy?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Maybe they just pretend to in order to feel better about themselves?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Like how I pretend to be normal so that the villagers won't burn me at the stake?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#1884 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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So not only are they upside down, but backward too?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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How do you know the rest of us aren't the upside down, backwards ones?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Is it time to get philosophical?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Is Phil hot?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Doesn't it depend on whether they are hot?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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And maybe sterile equipment?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Ya'll planning some kinda alien experiment?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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That involves horse riding?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Drifting through the clouds
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: o,0
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Why would you ride an Equinox?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Did you see where I put my equinox saddle?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Atop the bathroom chandelier?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Where did I get the bright idea to put it there?
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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So you'd have something to look at while sitting on the toilet?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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People actually sit on those things?
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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In their living room?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Short route to the final step in beer processing?
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#1900 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,958
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Where did it go?
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