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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Did he know Kaiser Soze?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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Is he the usual suspect?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,721
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Suspected of jumping the line at the movies?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#1779 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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Was it Don?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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Would I do that?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,721
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For a Clark Bar?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#1782 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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Clark has a bar?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,721
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If Clark Kent opened up a bar, would he then be Faster Than A Speeding Shot Glass?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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So I cut in line and get rewarded with alcohol?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,721
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Or maybe you did a line of alcohol?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#1786 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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Aren't winos always messy?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Liquor goes in mouth?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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#1788 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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It does?
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#1789 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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But what about sobriety?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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Should we be sober when we do it?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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Does that depend on what you're drinking?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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Start charging them rent? (and then evict them for subletting, and then please come clean my tub too
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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In general or just in my tub (rains daily in there
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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Did you know my shower only rains every Saturday?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Is there any way I can forget that now?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#1796 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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Did you know that on Friday, you know when Liza's coming 30 minutes before she gets here?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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#1797 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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You mean because of all the royal fanfare that precedes my entry?
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#1798 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Yea, let's go with that, OK?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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Do you have any ticklish spots?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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#1800 |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,917
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You probably don't wanna know, right?
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