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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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You think someone's going to take your seat?
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Michael LaRocca
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Doesn't loading the dishwasher mean getting your wife drunk?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Are you related to Jeff Foxworthy?
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Michael LaRocca
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Can't you see my red neck?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Does it clash with your blue shirt?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Is that not a good color combo?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Does he need some white pants to finish the look?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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What kind of tie?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Red, white, and blue?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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No light beer logos?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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What kind of hat will you wear for my 10,000th?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Don's almost 10,000 years old?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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You're going to celebrate when I reach 10,000 words? (I don't even have a WIP right now)
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... Last edited by Don Evan Scott; 08-19-2011 at 07:23 AM. |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Can't you borrow Fruitbat's whip?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
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Did you give it back to her yet?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Since when are we allowed whips here?
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Some day I'll find Rahknam. Hmph
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Somewhere in Arcadia
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I thought that law was passed a week ago?
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: California
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Would that be a law about licorice whips for everyone?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Twizzlers?
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Michael LaRocca
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Black or red?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Are we playing roulette again?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Brother Magnus
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Caerffili, Wales
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Russian?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Have you ever tried French vodka?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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It doesn't smell like deep fried potatoes?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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Can you fry Vodka?
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