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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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As in "Shooting pork loins in a barrel?"
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Spelling is optional.
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Riding my bicycle
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Um...?
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. I want to ride my bicycle, and write it right, where I like...?
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Sheila Muirenn http://sheilamuirenn.wordpress.com http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/3475044 An bheatha shíoraí (Un VA-ha HEER-ee) Forever. Living Nighttime. It’s time. Wake. Wake. |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,260
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How can we believe you?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Don't I look trustworthy?
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Then why are you in gimp gear flashing a polar bear?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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You, of all people, can't trust the aberrant?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,260
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Why would I trust a beer ant?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Because he has beer?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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What if I ordered a Scotch?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Would one that's turned rebel do just as well?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,645
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Why do I have a visual of a scotch bottle on a Harley and 'Born to be wild' playing in the background?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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You don't think that was a classic "A" production do you?
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
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Why am I now getting visuals of Porter on a Harley belting out 'Born to be wild'?
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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did you take the special pills like the rest?
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"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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#11515 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: May 2012
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Huh, what was we talking about?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Wasn't the topic rational anarchy?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,673
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Lord, have we turned into flies?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
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Does that mean we're going savage?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Me Tarzan, You Jane?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
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Would this involve vine swinging?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Don't you want SOMETHING beyond chest-thumping and hollering?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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#11522 |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,673
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Tarzan clean treehouse, wash loincloth, finalize corporate takeover?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Out, damn'd spot! out, I say.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Canada
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Isn't Jane the brains of that relationship?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,260
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Didn't she get a PhD in Jungle Romance?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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So, Dr. Ruth is really Dr. Jane?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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