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Old 05-25-2012, 05:28 AM   #11101
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Does that mean you two think alike?
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Old 05-25-2012, 05:33 AM   #11102
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Which one of these thinks is not like the others?
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Old 05-25-2012, 05:41 AM   #11103
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Cliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
The one with a dragon doing a loop-the-loop over a small town in Paraguay?
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Old 05-25-2012, 06:09 AM   #11104
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Where did THAT come from?
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Old 05-25-2012, 06:11 AM   #11105
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Cliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
The same place I bought my "Vote For Pedro" T-shirt?
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Old 05-25-2012, 06:14 AM   #11106
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Yea, but did you?
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Old 05-25-2012, 06:29 AM   #11107
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Old 05-25-2012, 06:34 AM   #11108
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Cliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Since when did I have a religion?
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:13 AM   #11109
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L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Since you started sitting around the bonfire passing the peace pipe?
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:44 AM   #11110
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Cliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Do you think the plumber noticed his pipe was missing?
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:03 AM   #11111
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L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
More importantly, did his wife notice when the bathroom flooded?
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:29 AM   #11112
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Cliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Can she swim?
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:58 AM   #11113
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L.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsL.J. is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Couldn't she just catch a ride with the Tidy Bowl Man?
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Old 05-25-2012, 10:03 AM   #11114
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Can she afford his ferrying fees?
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Old 05-25-2012, 10:27 AM   #11115
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On a plumber's salary?
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Old 05-25-2012, 10:41 AM   #11116
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$200 per thrust of the plunger?
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Old 05-25-2012, 04:38 PM   #11117
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Isn't this one of those metaphorical conundrums that the catholic church won't let you wear when having sex?
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Old 05-25-2012, 05:02 PM   #11118
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Are you referring to sacred pollywogs?
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Old 05-25-2012, 05:36 PM   #11119
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Why ask me, the shadow knows, does he not?
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So, wait...the shadow is a priest??
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Old 05-25-2012, 10:39 PM   #11121
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The shadow of the priest looms large over the community, yes?
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Is that why I can't seem to get a tan around here?
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Old 05-25-2012, 11:49 PM   #11123
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around where? I think I see tan lines, don't I?
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Now I have to get in line to get a tan??
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