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Honest, not Harsh
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: P-Town, OR
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Does that mean you two think alike?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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Which one of these thinks is not like the others?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,253
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The one with a dragon doing a loop-the-loop over a small town in Paraguay?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,956
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Where did THAT come from?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,253
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The same place I bought my "Vote For Pedro" T-shirt?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Yea, but did you?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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Maybull the Bulldog
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: MPLS
Posts: 4,104
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Did Cliff Face what? Buy a t-shirt? Cliff Face can't wear t-shirts. Neigher can you. It's against your religion.
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,253
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Since when did I have a religion?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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Since you started sitting around the bonfire passing the peace pipe?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Do you think the plumber noticed his pipe was missing?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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More importantly, did his wife notice when the bathroom flooded?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,253
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Can she swim?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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Couldn't she just catch a ride with the Tidy Bowl Man?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Can she afford his ferrying fees?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,629
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On a plumber's salary?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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$200 per thrust of the plunger?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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He's such fun, til he gets hungry
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Gnaw Bone, Indiana
Posts: 213
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Isn't this one of those metaphorical conundrums that the catholic church won't let you wear when having sex?
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I want to be the man my dog thinks I am ...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart. Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say. so I would be nothing, but found you. |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,670
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Are you referring to sacred pollywogs?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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He's such fun, til he gets hungry
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Gnaw Bone, Indiana
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Why ask me, the shadow knows, does he not?
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I want to be the man my dog thinks I am ...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart. Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say. so I would be nothing, but found you. |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,670
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So, wait...the shadow is a priest??
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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He's such fun, til he gets hungry
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Gnaw Bone, Indiana
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The shadow of the priest looms large over the community, yes?
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I want to be the man my dog thinks I am ...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart. Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say. so I would be nothing, but found you. |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,670
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Is that why I can't seem to get a tan around here?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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He's such fun, til he gets hungry
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Gnaw Bone, Indiana
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around where? I think I see tan lines, don't I?
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I want to be the man my dog thinks I am ...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart. Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say. so I would be nothing, but found you. |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,670
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Now I have to get in line to get a tan??
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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#11125 |
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Neophyte Writer
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: In my house
Posts: 211
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Who's line is it?
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