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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,312
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"In space, no-one can hear you steam"?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#10952 |
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He's such fun, til he gets hungry
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Gnaw Bone, Indiana
Posts: 213
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Life is a highway and we're in a dark alley ?
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I want to be the man my dog thinks I am ...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart. Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say. so I would be nothing, but found you. |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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Will you ask 'em to turn on the dam lights, so we can bowl?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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#10954 |
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Honest, not Harsh
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: P-Town, OR
Posts: 523
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We gonna bowl on the Hoover again?
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All I do is rewrite. |
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I'm not a man I'm a coast line
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
Posts: 4,246
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How many beavers do you think it took to build that?
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#10956 |
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Honest, not Harsh
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: P-Town, OR
Posts: 523
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It's built out of beavers?
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#10957 |
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I'm not a man I'm a coast line
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
Posts: 4,246
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Isn't that common knowledge?
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#10958 |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,676
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Is that why men stopped wearing top hats?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I'm not a man I'm a coast line
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ninth Circle
Posts: 4,246
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They use top hats to build dams now?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,676
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What choice do they have since the bowlers are all being used in the alleys?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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He's such fun, til he gets hungry
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Gnaw Bone, Indiana
Posts: 213
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In the alley of the soup kitchen the folks handing out the soup are called bowlers, but wouldn't it be against PETA rules to stack them to build the Hoover?
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I want to be the man my dog thinks I am ...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart. Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say. so I would be nothing, but found you. |
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Spelling is optional.
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Riding my bicycle
Posts: 1,408
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Are you trying to cunfuzzle me Yr. Mike?
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Sheila Muirenn http://sheilamuirenn.wordpress.com http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/3475044 An bheatha shíoraí (Un VA-ha HEER-ee) Forever. Living Nighttime. It’s time. Wake. Wake. |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,312
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By confuzzle, do you mean entertain and astound?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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#10964 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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Only if some are easily entertained?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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#10965 |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,958
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How easy do you think I am?
(oh, dammit...)
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,958
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Am I really up for that much abuse tonight?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,958
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Take your pick?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,958
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Would that stop you?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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Mr. Porgy, have you chased the girls away again?
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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#10970 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,909
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Did you really sing-type that?
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#10971 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,632
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Didn't he use a slingshot?
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,909
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Isn't that what you just poured on your cereal?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,312
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Do slingshots go well with Rice Bubbles?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,909
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Aren't you supposed to be yelling 'Breakfast of Champions!' right now?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,312
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Or singing "We Are The Champions" with a bunch of guys I just met?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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