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Old 05-20-2012, 05:23 PM   #10951
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Will you ask 'em to turn on the dam lights, so we can bowl?
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:37 AM   #10955
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How many beavers do you think it took to build that?
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:49 AM   #10956
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:52 AM   #10957
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Isn't that common knowledge?
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Old 05-21-2012, 01:06 AM   #10958
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Is that why men stopped wearing top hats?
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Old 05-21-2012, 01:12 AM   #10959
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They use top hats to build dams now?
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Old 05-21-2012, 01:16 AM   #10960
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What choice do they have since the bowlers are all being used in the alleys?
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Old 05-21-2012, 02:34 AM   #10961
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In the alley of the soup kitchen the folks handing out the soup are called bowlers, but wouldn't it be against PETA rules to stack them to build the Hoover?
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:21 AM   #10962
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Are you trying to cunfuzzle me Yr. Mike?
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:46 AM   #10963
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By confuzzle, do you mean entertain and astound?
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:41 AM   #10964
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Only if some are easily entertained?
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Old 05-21-2012, 06:00 AM   #10965
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How easy do you think I am?

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Old 05-21-2012, 06:13 AM   #10966
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Am I really up for that much abuse tonight?
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Old 05-21-2012, 06:19 AM   #10967
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Take your pick?
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Old 05-21-2012, 06:50 AM   #10968
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Would that stop you?
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:25 AM   #10969
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Mr. Porgy, have you chased the girls away again?
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Old 05-21-2012, 11:52 AM   #10970
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Did you really sing-type that?
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:31 PM   #10971
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Didn't he use a slingshot?
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:33 PM   #10972
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Isn't that what you just poured on your cereal?
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:35 PM   #10973
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Aren't you supposed to be yelling 'Breakfast of Champions!' right now?
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Old 05-21-2012, 01:08 PM   #10975
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Or singing "We Are The Champions" with a bunch of guys I just met?
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