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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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you didn't know it's the waste products from the brewing process?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Is it fermented then?
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Riff-Raff
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Want to knock a jar back and find out?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,948
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Doesn't that sound like a fun Friday night?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Why wait until Friday if you can have a vegemite sandwich today?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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You'll gladly pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today?
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
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Side o' spinach?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Why ruin a perfectly good meal?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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who let that damned sailor in here anyway?
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
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Nyach Nyach Nyach Nyach?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Chrissy, got something stuck in your throat?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Are you offering to give her the heimlich?
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
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*coughs* Anyone have a Ricola?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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How is the world of competitive yodelling these days?
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
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Are suggesting competing is preferable to standing here alone on the Alpine slopes?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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You mean you freeze your abs off for fun?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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you call THOSE abs? **snicker**
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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You call THAT a snicker? *grin*
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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You call that a grin?
lol
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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You call THAT a laugh? ** snicker **
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Isn't "Mwuahahhahahahahaa!" a much better laugh anyway?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Is that a mwuhahahaha, or are you happy to see me?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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When was the last time anyone was happy to see you?
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Is that any way to speak to a lady?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Will you beat him up for me?
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