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#7826 |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Would you believe that my posting that was just a coincidence?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,626
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I bet you want me to believe I won the Nigerian lottery, too, don't you?
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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Doesn't that explain a lot?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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Are you asking that?
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,214
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Don't you think those shoes could do with a black bow on the toe?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,626
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Is it better than obsessing over his feet?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
Posts: 28,214
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Not to derail, but how can someone HAVE feet and also be considered X feet TALL?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: South Siiieeeddd! (Hint: Australia)
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Wouldn't doing so defeat my entire premise?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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is this what they call an existential crisis?
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
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Kind of like a shoe crisis?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Which should we call first, the existential crisis hotline or the shoe crisis hotline?
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
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*counts pairs of shoes in closet* Is this a trick question?
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#7839 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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how many feet am I holding up?
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Dog is good, all the time.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: All the time, Dog is good.
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Including the ones covered in muppet fur?
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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Since I don't see muppet feet, does it mean they don't exist?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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will jazz hands make them visible?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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You mean if my hands turned to jazz?
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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do you really think you could jazz handle that?
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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will it cause esplosion?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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would you laugh if it did?
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dreaming, drowning
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Devon girl living in Oxford, England
Posts: 1,471
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Do you always find yourself laughing at the wrong moments?
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Amy x Y, M & ECG - YA Contemp (62k) WHAT I DIDN'T TELL Y0U - YA Thriller (querying!) twitter tumblr "I wished with all my heart that she could understand how it felt to be us that night - how it felt to be eighteen and unbeaten, eighteen and alive.” Eva Rice, The Lost Art of Keeping Secrets ~ How can the birds sing, when the willow tree is weeping? ~ |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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but aren't asplosions always funny?
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the typical brooding writer
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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on the outside or on the inside?
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TV, Film, Novels...Passionately tackling all writing feats with a strained smile ![]() "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,836
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isn't the whole point of an asplosion that the inside of something becomes the outside of something?
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