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Old 02-06-2012, 01:49 AM   #7826
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Cliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Would you believe that my posting that was just a coincidence?
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Old 02-06-2012, 01:51 AM   #7827
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I bet you want me to believe I won the Nigerian lottery, too, don't you?
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Old 02-06-2012, 04:36 AM   #7828
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Doesn't that explain a lot?
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Old 02-06-2012, 04:52 AM   #7829
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Are you asking that?
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Old 02-06-2012, 07:19 AM   #7830
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Cliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Don't you think those shoes could do with a black bow on the toe?
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Old 02-06-2012, 09:00 AM   #7831
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Old 02-06-2012, 09:03 AM   #7832
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Is it better than obsessing over his feet?
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Old 02-06-2012, 12:15 PM   #7833
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Cliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Not to derail, but how can someone HAVE feet and also be considered X feet TALL?
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Old 02-06-2012, 03:02 PM   #7834
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Cliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsCliff Face is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Wouldn't doing so defeat my entire premise?
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Old 02-06-2012, 04:25 PM   #7835
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is this what they call an existential crisis?
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Old 02-06-2012, 04:30 PM   #7836
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Chrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Kind of like a shoe crisis?
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Old 02-06-2012, 05:22 PM   #7837
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Which should we call first, the existential crisis hotline or the shoe crisis hotline?
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Chrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
*counts pairs of shoes in closet* Is this a trick question?
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how many feet am I holding up?
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Old 02-06-2012, 05:36 PM   #7840
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Chrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsChrissy is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Including the ones covered in muppet fur?
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Since I don't see muppet feet, does it mean they don't exist?
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Old 02-06-2012, 06:25 PM   #7842
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will jazz hands make them visible?
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You mean if my hands turned to jazz?
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do you really think you could jazz handle that?
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will it cause esplosion?
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would you laugh if it did?
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but aren't asplosions always funny?
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on the outside or on the inside?
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isn't the whole point of an asplosion that the inside of something becomes the outside of something?
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