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Old 09-20-2011, 03:06 PM   #2601
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:07 PM   #2602
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:16 PM   #2603
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He was didgeridoo'd?
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:24 PM   #2604
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think all the ER staff were laughing?
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:28 PM   #2605
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either way, it's not a natural way to play a tune, is it?
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Old 09-20-2011, 04:06 PM   #2606
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he can get a shoe in as well as a didgeridoo?
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Old 09-20-2011, 08:18 PM   #2607
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How do you do a didgeridoo in dippity-doo?
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Old 09-20-2011, 08:50 PM   #2608
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Old 09-20-2011, 11:42 PM   #2609
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How in the world do you rhyme what Snitchcat just wrote?
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Old 09-21-2011, 01:46 AM   #2610
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Isn't rhyming overrated?
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Old 09-21-2011, 01:56 AM   #2611
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Old 09-21-2011, 02:08 AM   #2612
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Did Kelly put a spell on everyone while I was gone to make 'em turn into rhyming zombies?
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Old 09-21-2011, 03:01 AM   #2613
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Did I hear something about rhyming bellies?
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Old 09-21-2011, 04:41 AM   #2614
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Who's got some peanut butter and jelly? (are we still doing this?)
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Old 09-21-2011, 04:49 AM   #2615
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How about a steak and loaded baked potato?
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Old 09-21-2011, 04:55 AM   #2616
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How can I say no?
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Old 09-21-2011, 05:12 AM   #2617
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You think I'm buying?
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You don't know I'm broke?
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Did you send all your money to Nigeria?
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Do I really need to tell anyone where it all went?
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So does this mean I'm not getting my steak and baked potato?
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How can I let chivalry die like that?
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Could you at least open the door for her?
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