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Old 07-31-2006, 06:15 AM   #4951
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Better than The Clapper or a Chia Pet?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:16 AM   #4952
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Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:17 AM   #4953
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What should I get for you?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:18 AM   #4954
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If I said a smile and nothing else would you believe me?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:21 AM   #4955
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:22 AM   #4956
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If I bought you a chia boy, would that technically make you a slave owner?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:32 AM   #4957
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If the chia boy requires work from me, and I'm not getting paid, wouldn't I be the slave?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:33 AM   #4958
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Well it's different owning a chia pet and a chia person isnt it?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:34 AM   #4959
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Don't you have to water both?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:40 AM   #4960
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Who thought up the chia pet anyway?
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Old 07-31-2006, 02:59 PM   #4961
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Why, you planning on going after him or her for years' worth of cheesy Xmas gifts?
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Old 07-31-2006, 03:57 PM   #4962
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How come I never got a Chia Pet for Christmas?
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:13 PM   #4963
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Did you ever ask for one?
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What were you planning on feeding them?
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:03 PM   #4966
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Do you suppose you could use one to grow sprouts for your salads?
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:09 PM   #4967
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Are you planning to sprinkle seeds on it?
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:17 PM   #4968
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Isn't that what you're supposed to do with Chia Pets?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:15 PM   #4969
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Cheeze we hope you girls had a great weekend-do you want us guys back again or would you rather continue talking about stuff we have no clue about?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:50 PM   #4970
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What makes you think we have a clue?
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Old 07-31-2006, 06:54 PM   #4971
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Are you no all culpable if you have been talking so much and still have no clue?
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Old 07-31-2006, 07:38 PM   #4972
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Do they need a hint?
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Should you give them a hint Muse?
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Old 07-31-2006, 10:20 PM   #4974
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Can I have one too?
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