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Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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Haven't you haddock-asion to hear yourself grunt?
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Huh.
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Left of center.
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Mahi-mahi, or should I say, walleye'll be. . .I don't mean to be nit-pickeralin' here, and I certainly don't mean to carp, but don't y'all think these here puns is startin' to smelt jest a little bit?
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Jerkface is sitting on the couch, arms stretched across the back like he owns it. Like he’s king of it or something. “Sit here, Shelly,” he says, so she walks around the sofa table and sits next to him. He puts an arm around her and pulls her close. He got her trained good. ~ M. Sparks, EFFIN' ALBERT Last edited by kkbe; 04-20-2012 at 07:21 PM. |
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
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I'm listening, but not herring anymore fish puns, so are you all fin-ished yet?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
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Isn't that a little out of tuna with prevailing attitudes around here?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Don't you know this place shark-an get a mean attitude? Do I need to go get on my cod piece?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Apr 2012
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I've hoisted the Jolly Roger, are you ready to set sail? Or will your puns play poor Ahab while mine star as the Whale?
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
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When we get close to land again, will we see cows?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
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If we spot the Hindenburg, will Nymtoc mistake it for a sea-mammal and cry, "Oh! The huge manatee!"
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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When Drachen Jager is told things he doesn't believe, does he say, "That's a bunch abalone"?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Do you always trade barbs with urchins? Isn't that against your morays?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
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With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Crazy Cat Lady
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: In my own little world
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Is it weird that I now have a craving for sushi?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Do you eat Sushi alone, or in front of your piers?
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Is that breaking a rule, and will you dock his pay?
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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Are you attempting to launch an argument?
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One of the most important people in the world
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: near to Dogwood Missouri
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I'm feeling a little dinghy, mind if I skiff out of this conversation?
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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Are we going to barque up the wrong tree?
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Komnena messterpiece 39,203 words |
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
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Shouldn't we all just abandon this thread, the schooner the better?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Then what would we talk aboat?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
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Couldn't we just frigate this one, and shore up our other threads?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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Maybe we could just ketch some Z's?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
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Given more spare time, wouldn't most of the users here just spend it playing with their dinghies and watching prawn?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Living in the rain somewhere near Seattle.
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Wouldn't they just go for a drive if a galleon of gas cost less?
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
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You're suggesting they would just bow out of this thread? Isn't that a little stern?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
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If they did bow out, wouldn't that leave us rudderless?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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