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Old 10-31-2011, 08:24 PM   #28801
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Hasn't he been worried about decency ever since he got arrested for putting his long thin thing in people's mouths in public?
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Old 10-31-2011, 09:51 PM   #28802
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Doesn't DJ have only one long, thin thing--the one we see on his head?
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Old 10-31-2011, 09:52 PM   #28803
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iLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Sorry I missed all the preceding stuff, but is Nyms an MD then? Did he get arrested for using tongue depressers on people who didn't ask for it?
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Old 10-31-2011, 09:52 PM   #28804
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iLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Should I delete my comment since it came out of order with Nym's?
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iLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsiLion is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
And now should I delete two comments ebcause I didn't wait my turn? Does this one make three?
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Nymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsNymtoc is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Are you bragging because you can count to three? (not bad for a lion, though there have been horses who could do better. )
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Are you saying this just because you can't count to three, Nymtoc?
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Old 10-31-2011, 10:15 PM   #28808
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Don't I only need to count to two as long as I'm using binary system?
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If you're using binary isn't two a ten?
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Old 11-01-2011, 05:07 AM   #28810
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If two equals ten, then how many angels can stand on the head of a pin?
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Old 11-01-2011, 05:19 AM   #28811
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Can't you just measure the foot-size of an angel, the surface area of a pin and do the division yourself?
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Old 11-01-2011, 05:36 AM   #28812
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How do you know the size of an angel?
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Was that supposed to be a question? At any rate, is it true that Nymtoc danced the tango on the head of a pin with the aforementioned angel?
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In that case, does the angel's halo get all puffed up?
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Aren't halos rather ethereal anyway?
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Should that be 'unreal'?
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For what, prayer?
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