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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
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Aren't you guys tired after all that running?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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What are they running for, political office?
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The unmighty and non-powerful One!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Florida
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Should we put the thread down, like we'd put down a rabid horse foaming at the mouth, or just keep going?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
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Shouldn't we just put down Armydillo (you call that a face? looks more like an ass with eyes) and Nymtoc (nice hair!)?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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The unmighty and non-powerful One!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Florida
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You think my eyes are pretty?
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: A little south of hell
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You think the thread is rabid?
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A Wiseman once said to know your enemy, but in real life there only exists: Shades of Evil Tints of Good and Colors of Desire Looking for Beta Reader for an Urban Fantasy Novel, first part in series. Magic, Mystical Armors- and dare I say it- angsty teens... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 1,405
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Peter Rabid? Or Rabid, Run by John Updike?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,355
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Isn't updike how Dutch people travel?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Come here and say that
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Shouldn't you keep your finger in that dike?
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A Dictionary of Linguistic Absurdities "a waste of time and an insult to the intelligence"
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,355
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Aren't I too male for that?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Los Angeles
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Aren't you traveling onto thin ice with that question?
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
Posts: 13,503
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Who wants to be the first to "break the ice?"
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,355
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Are you trying to tell us you're frigid?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvsQ9hYKq7c
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Would she dare do that? Would that be a frigid dare?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
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Aren't we done with the puns yet?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvsQ9hYKq7c
Posts: 5,253
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Uh oh... did I opun a door?
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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Since when do you consider yourself a pundit?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,355
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For Halloween is he going out dressed as a punpire?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvsQ9hYKq7c
Posts: 5,253
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However I dress, can I just take my punkin with me?
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,355
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Are you out of your gourd?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
Posts: 13,503
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Witch candy bar do you eat first?
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,355
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Doesn't everyone do it the same way, just ghostuffing themselves with everything at hand?
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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Are they goblin as much at Halloween as they do at Thanksgiving?
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
Posts: 29,062
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Can someone lend me a skeleton key so I can get out of this crazy thread?
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