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Old 10-25-2011, 02:54 PM   #28626
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Old 10-25-2011, 08:54 PM   #28628
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Drachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
Aren't you thinking of Jaques, the stereotypical French guy?
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Old 10-26-2011, 03:39 AM   #28630
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Isn't Pierre the stereotypical French guy?
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Isn't Pierre the one who drinks wine constantly and Jaques the one who eats frog-legs for dinner every night?
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:01 AM   #28632
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Are you sure it isn't Jacques who drinks wine constantly and Michel who eats escargots?
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:09 AM   #28633
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Isn't Michel the impolite waiter?
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:18 AM   #28634
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If Michel is the impolite waiter, who is the arrogant maξtre d'?
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:31 AM   #28635
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Isn't that Jean-Philippe?
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:35 AM   #28636
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Are you sure Jean-Philippe isn't the pastry chef?
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Is it time to make the doughnuts already?
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Old 10-26-2011, 05:23 AM   #28638
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Don't they Marc the Chanel?
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Don't Eiffel for your bad jokes every time Nymtoc?
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Yes, but isn't it obvious that you wouldn't fall for them if you were Seine?
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Why? What have we got Toulouse?
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Why can't we all just be Nice to eachother?
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