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Old 06-07-2011, 07:00 AM   #2126
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The bird is the word ..

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Old 06-07-2011, 12:27 PM   #2128
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Charlay is Dog the Bounty Hunter!

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Old 06-07-2011, 04:30 PM   #2129
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Of course I can!

Haven't I be great at not letting on that you have Bubba down there with you at the Embassy Suites Hotel, Miramar Beach, Destin, Florida?
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Old 06-07-2011, 05:08 PM   #2130
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The staff are beginning to talk...

Will you be taking the plush robe with you?
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Old 06-07-2011, 06:18 PM   #2131
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Maybe not.

Still planning on the using the maid's cart as your escape vehicle?
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Old 06-07-2011, 06:34 PM   #2132
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They'd be tres impressed; base jumping is so now.

When did you last pull off a really good Vegas casino heist?
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Old 06-07-2011, 07:23 PM   #2133
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It was a year ago in the flamingo, I just spray painted myself pink.

Didn't you know how easy it was?
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Old 06-07-2011, 07:49 PM   #2134
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Nope.

Will this form the plot of Ocean's 14?
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Old 06-07-2011, 07:59 PM   #2135
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No, but maybe Duck Dodgers.

How many ducks have you dodged today?
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:16 PM   #2136
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I don't dodge .. I peck.

Know any pecker heads?
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:18 PM   #2137
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I know Woody the Woodpecker.

Do you?
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:21 PM   #2138
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No.

Do you know Bucky the Beaver?
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:26 PM   #2139
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I know Beaver Cleaver.

Do you know Talkie Tina?
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:31 PM   #2140
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Nope!

Batman or Robin?
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:34 PM   #2141
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The Joker.

Wait. Doesn't that describe half the guys I dated?
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:37 PM   #2142
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The Joker wears a little to much makeup.

You don't like men in tights?
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Old 06-07-2011, 10:14 PM   #2143
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No.

You like 'em in capes?
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Old 06-08-2011, 12:15 AM   #2144
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Depends on if they are naked under the cape or not?

Don't you think that would be creepy?
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Old 06-08-2011, 12:20 AM   #2145
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Especially if they're hiding in the bushes.

What would Margaret say?
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Old 06-08-2011, 03:48 AM   #2146
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Declare war on Argentina.

Or perhaps you didn't mean Thatcher?
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I've never been to Argentina.

Is it a universal phenomenon (the naked men in capes)?
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Old 06-08-2011, 05:11 AM   #2148
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I dunno.

At least there's none here, right?
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Maybe.

Would that be the dress code? lol
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That depends too.

Are the women going to wear just capes too?
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